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Nov 8, 2017 18:44:04   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

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Nov 8, 2017 19:00:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day... (show quote)


Go figure.

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Nov 8, 2017 19:09:20   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day... (show quote)


You are lucky. I drove a cheap car and lived and slept in it too for about a month.

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Nov 8, 2017 19:11:28   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Loki wrote:
You are lucky. I drove a cheap car and lived and slept in it too for about a month.

Though, you did have a color TV. Right

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Nov 8, 2017 19:16:09   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
slatten49 wrote:
Though, you did have a color TV. Right


Not unless I went to a bar, which I didn't because I couldn't afford to drink there. Anyway, this was before cable and satellite TV. No one got more than a couple of channels anyway.

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Nov 8, 2017 19:20:29   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Loki wrote:
You are lucky. I drove a cheap car and lived and slept in it too for about a month.


I awakened in a cheap car on several occasions wondering where I was and how I got there.

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Nov 8, 2017 19:21:57   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
I awakened in a cheap car on several occasions wondering where I was and how I got there.

Oh, I knew how I got there alright. It's called DIVORCE; (aka the screwing you get for the screwing you got.)

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Nov 8, 2017 19:25:21   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Loki wrote:
Oh, I knew how I got there alright. It's called DIVORCE; (aka the screwing you get for the screwing you got.)


Been there, done that too.

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Nov 8, 2017 21:31:59   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day... (show quote)



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Nov 9, 2017 11:24:39   #
boatbob2
 
When my late wife,and I ,were first married ( I was in the US Army) my TOTAL pay (and allowances),was $155.00 a month, at the end of the month,those beans tasted like heck !!!!!! our rent was $65,00 a month.

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Nov 9, 2017 11:54:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day... (show quote)



true story---right???


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Nov 9, 2017 11:57:29   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day... (show quote)


true story---right???


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Nov 9, 2017 12:47:14   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
true story---right???



You were right the first time.

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Nov 9, 2017 13:10:59   #
Carol Kelly
 
Loki wrote:
Oh, I knew how I got there alright. It's called DIVORCE; (aka the screwing you get for the screwing you got.)


Excellent response!

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Nov 9, 2017 15:18:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
You were right the first time.


srry bout the double post
that other dastardly Marine musta done it

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