How life changes over 25 years.
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day... (
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You are lucky. I drove a cheap car and lived and slept in it too for about a month.
Loki wrote:
You are lucky. I drove a cheap car and lived and slept in it too for about a month.
Though, you did have a color TV. Right
slatten49 wrote:
Though, you did have a color TV. Right
Not unless I went to a bar, which I didn't because I couldn't afford to drink there. Anyway, this was before cable and satellite TV. No one got more than a couple of channels anyway.
Loki wrote:
You are lucky. I drove a cheap car and lived and slept in it too for about a month.
I awakened in a cheap car on several occasions wondering where I was and how I got there.
Oh, I knew how I got there alright. It's called DIVORCE; (aka the screwing you get for the screwing you got.)
Loki wrote:
Oh, I knew how I got there alright. It's called DIVORCE; (aka the screwing you get for the screwing you got.)
Been there, done that too.
When my late wife,and I ,were first married ( I was in the US Army) my TOTAL pay (and allowances),was $155.00 a month, at the end of the month,those beans tasted like heck !!!!!! our rent was $65,00 a month.
badbobby wrote:
true story---right???
You were right the first time.
PoppaGringo wrote:
You were right the first time.
srry bout the double post
that other dastardly Marine musta done it
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