Help the poor, deprived and oppressed.
Nov 6, 2017 03:43:11 #
With the season approaching, please look into your heart to help those in need.
Hundreds of NFL, MBA, or National Basketball Association players in our very own country are living at or below the seven-figure salary level. And, as if that werenât bad enough, they are deprived as a result of the current situation⦠selfish people demanding Congress stop funneling their taxes into the owners and playersâ businesses.
But now you can help! For only $20,835.46 a month, about 694.50 a day (thatâs less than a stadium or auditorium), you can help a basketball, baseball or football player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers the yearly league minimum, â¦. but itâs a start!
Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you. For you, seven hundred dollars a day is nothing more than rent or meeting the mortgage payment. But to a player, $700 a day signifies status and walking with many of his Hollywood peers!
Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable a player to signify with a 24k bling diamonds embedded necklace; trade in the year-old Corvette for a new Ferrari; or enjoy his own music recording production company rapping pre-school pseudo poetry of disdain for women; police interfering with âdrive-bysâ and projects the image you want for your children to copy as they tear down Christopher Columbus and Thomas Jeffersonâs statues together! Just think, how you have supported Americaâs âhope and changeâ! Gives you, a sort of a warm feeling.
HOW WILL _I_ KNOW I AM HELPING?
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Youâll also get information on how he plans to invest the $5 million lump sum he will receive upon retirement. Plus upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the player (unsigned) or a signed photo (please include an additional $50.00). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of your adopted member's suffering.
HOW WILL _HE_ KNOW I AM HELPING?
Your basketball player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player wonât know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses.
YES, I WANT TO HELP!
I would like to sponsor a player. My preference is checked below:
[ ] Starter
[ ] Reserve
[ ] Star (Higher cost)
[ ] Superstar (Much higher cost)
[ ] Entire team (Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a specific team... Cheerleaders not included)
[ ] Iâll sponsor a player most in need. Please select one for me.
Please charge the account listed below $694.50 per day for a reserve player starter.
Please, send me a picture of MY player, I have sponsored.
Absolutely free, for extending a helping hand to these poor, deprived and oppressed individuals, your very own polo t-shirt with your team's logo imprinted to wear proudly around your neighborhood. A $29.95 value, Absolutely free!
Yes, and this will keep those deplorable pigs out of your neighborhood when you call 911!
Hundreds of NFL, MBA, or National Basketball Association players in our very own country are living at or below the seven-figure salary level. And, as if that werenât bad enough, they are deprived as a result of the current situation⦠selfish people demanding Congress stop funneling their taxes into the owners and playersâ businesses.
But now you can help! For only $20,835.46 a month, about 694.50 a day (thatâs less than a stadium or auditorium), you can help a basketball, baseball or football player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers the yearly league minimum, â¦. but itâs a start!
Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you. For you, seven hundred dollars a day is nothing more than rent or meeting the mortgage payment. But to a player, $700 a day signifies status and walking with many of his Hollywood peers!
Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable a player to signify with a 24k bling diamonds embedded necklace; trade in the year-old Corvette for a new Ferrari; or enjoy his own music recording production company rapping pre-school pseudo poetry of disdain for women; police interfering with âdrive-bysâ and projects the image you want for your children to copy as they tear down Christopher Columbus and Thomas Jeffersonâs statues together! Just think, how you have supported Americaâs âhope and changeâ! Gives you, a sort of a warm feeling.
HOW WILL _I_ KNOW I AM HELPING?
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Youâll also get information on how he plans to invest the $5 million lump sum he will receive upon retirement. Plus upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the player (unsigned) or a signed photo (please include an additional $50.00). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of your adopted member's suffering.
HOW WILL _HE_ KNOW I AM HELPING?
Your basketball player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player wonât know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses.
YES, I WANT TO HELP!
I would like to sponsor a player. My preference is checked below:
[ ] Starter
[ ] Reserve
[ ] Star (Higher cost)
[ ] Superstar (Much higher cost)
[ ] Entire team (Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a specific team... Cheerleaders not included)
[ ] Iâll sponsor a player most in need. Please select one for me.
Please charge the account listed below $694.50 per day for a reserve player starter.
Please, send me a picture of MY player, I have sponsored.
Absolutely free, for extending a helping hand to these poor, deprived and oppressed individuals, your very own polo t-shirt with your team's logo imprinted to wear proudly around your neighborhood. A $29.95 value, Absolutely free!
Yes, and this will keep those deplorable pigs out of your neighborhood when you call 911!
Players's depiction of his oppressor
Nov 6, 2017 05:41:45 #
Very funny! And not, God Bless our men In blue.. I regret that I am not a fan, never was, so my boycott will have no effect.
Nov 6, 2017 05:48:54 #
Nov 6, 2017 07:40:14 #
What a way to start a day. I would not care if the jerks all had to dig ditches for a living. Thank goodness there are some still honorable men among them.
Nov 6, 2017 10:35:23 #
PulletSurprise wrote:
With the season approaching, please look into your... (show quote)
I laughed my butt off....until I got to the picture. Sad to say it's true...My brother used to be a police officer. I couldn't fathom having him in that situation...
Nov 7, 2017 10:21:11 #
Nov 7, 2017 12:51:24 #
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