Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

Great Orators of the Democrat Party – PAST:

"One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
"The buck stops here.." ~Harry S. Truman
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." ~John F. Kennedy

Great Orators of the Democrat Party – RECENT:

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''
~William Jefferson Clinton

"Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
~John Edwards

"What difference does it make?" (re: B******i)
~Hillary Clinton

"I invented the Internet."
~Al Gore

"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."
~Barack Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
~Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

"Paying taxes is voluntary."
~Sen. Harry Reid

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is."
~Hillary Rodham Clinton (Quoted1998)

"You have a business. You didn't build that. Someone else did!"
~Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior Moron": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it."
~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March,2010 )

(As one Doctor said: “That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.”)

Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by Democrat House Speaker Sam Rayburn at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht ... "Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massachusetts has changed his position on off-shore drillin'."

AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DISFUNCTIONAL BUNCH IS.......

"My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump gonna get us into a war."
~ Maxine Waters.........2017

Big Bass

I don't think Confucius should worry, yet.

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

Maybe not, but normal Americans should worry. In some cases these i***ts get elected by a majority of the v**ers in their districts. So it goes to show how much of the population is composed of i***ts. That's scary.

Big Bass

How embarrassing for those who v**ed for them.

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

Unfortunately they aren't embarrassed. They consider themselves logical and normal. Dim's brains have been washed so many times they are the cleanest on the planet. They also shrunk while drying.

PulletSurprise Loc: Columbus, GA

If your way of life is paved with lies, deceit, and manipulation...
If you are the center of the Universe, and there isn't a Supreme Being...
If you see good as bad; bad as good...

What is there to be ashamed of, embarrassed... the end justifies the means!

Big Bass

Great points! Insults to some, compliments to them.

Oldsalt

You just can't make this up. I have heard almost all of those "pearls of wisdom " from people who were actually serious when they said them.