Being Raised By AuntiE
Nov 2, 2017 11:58:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE and her son, ProgenyE, were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.
"Mommy," asked ProgenyE, "What are all those ladies doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," his mother replied.
The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the t***h? They're hookers. They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?" AuntiE, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?"
"They mostly become cab drivers," our AuntiE replied.
"Mommy," asked ProgenyE, "What are all those ladies doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," his mother replied.
The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the t***h? They're hookers. They have sex with men for money."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?" AuntiE, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?"
"They mostly become cab drivers," our AuntiE replied.
Nov 2, 2017 12:34:11 #
slatten49 wrote:
AuntiE and her son, ProgenyE, were taking a cab in... (show quote)
Oy vey, Boot. I am going to stay clear today once our dear, beloved, AuntiE sees this.
Nov 2, 2017 12:40:20 #
slatten49 wrote:
AuntiE and her son, ProgenyE, were taking a cab in... (show quote)
Our Auntie
is 'Catty'
BTW
the cabbie was prolly Slatten
Nov 2, 2017 12:42:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Our Auntie
is 'Catty'
BTW
the cabbie was prolly Slatten
is 'Catty'
BTW
the cabbie was prolly Slatten
Prove it, ya' durn Squid 
Nov 2, 2017 12:49:47 #
Nov 2, 2017 12:52:23 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
it was just a guess
did it hit home?
did it hit home?
Not sayin' definitely....but, mayhaps.
Nov 2, 2017 12:53:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
AuntiE and her son, ProgenyE, were taking a cab in... (show quote)
When you were a child did you entertain yourself by poking little defenseless animals with a sharp stick? You also probably picked on young girls and made them cry as well. You could well use some of AuntiE's manners applied to your hind side to straighten you out. Maybe a couple of frying pans up along side the old noggin would conk some sense into you. I just can' believe that all of the Marines are this low I mean the squids all appear stellar compared to you.
Nov 2, 2017 12:56:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Did you, Salty, and you, Senior Squid notice my avatar being of yours truly taken in front of the MCRD* Command Museum in San Diego 
*'Marine Corps Recruit Depot' for non-Devil-Dogs. Or, the location of Marine Corps 'Boot Camp.'
This is, after all, November...the month for the Marine Corps Birthday (Nov.10th) and Veteran's Day (Nov. 11th).
Ooorahh
*'Marine Corps Recruit Depot' for non-Devil-Dogs. Or, the location of Marine Corps 'Boot Camp.'
This is, after all, November...the month for the Marine Corps Birthday (Nov.10th) and Veteran's Day (Nov. 11th).
Ooorahh
Nov 2, 2017 12:58:38 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
When you were a child did you entertain yourself b... (show quote)
I'm crushed...maybe even traumatized.
Nov 2, 2017 13:01:20 #
Nov 2, 2017 13:04:37 #
slatten49 wrote:
AuntiE and her son, ProgenyE, were taking a cab in... (show quote)
When life gets dull, poke the bear. It always livens things up!
Nov 2, 2017 13:08:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
When life gets dull, poke the bear. It always livens things up!
Or, better yet...not just a bear...but, a 'momma grizzly.'
After all, she can't stay in bed all day eating bon-bons.
Nov 2, 2017 13:10:21 #
archie bunker wrote:
When life gets dull, poke the bear. It always livens things up!
There is a saying in my family it goes like this. Don't poke the skunk. Pretty self exclamatory.
Nov 2, 2017 13:13:50 #
slatten49 wrote:
Did you, Salty, and you, Senior Squid notice my av... (show quote)
Of course, I noticed it. Very little regarding my beloved Corps escapes my eyes.
SEMPER FI.
Nov 2, 2017 13:22:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
There is a saying in my family it goes like this. Don't poke the skunk. Pretty self exclamatory.
My gosh, Bahmer. Are you saying AuntiE stinks Even I am not that brave or foolish.
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