teabag09

To all on OPP, Happy Halloween to all you goblins, witches and vampires and ghouls and the perverts on the left. Hopefully the Headless Horseman will chose wisely when chasing down his pervert victims and his aim will be true thus Ichabod will in this story escape to teach another day.

Turd and the rest of you on the l*****t list, beware of flying, fire in the eyes pumpkins coming your way. They are coming your way and your evil spirit is the magnet. You have wished for a firestorm and you are about to get it.

Happy Halloween, Yoooowwwwl. Mike

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I am waiting for the Wickedest Witch of all, Hillary, get her comeuppance.

teabag09

Oh Poppa, she will, hopefully here on earth but certainly in the after life. She's especially going to catch a flaming pumpkin smack in the head. Her soul is doomed and going straight to hell. Mike

Alicia Loc: NYC

Just a warning for cat fanciers. I keep my cats inside for at least 4 days before and 3 days after Halloween. Some stupid and superstitious ones will actually do harm to any cat they find. I've found some kids throwing rocks at my cats and, at that time, I had no black ones.

On one instance, thank goodness nothing else was accomplished, but one of mine came back with his whiskers clipped. The whiskers will grow back butit does diminish the cat's ability to sense different things.

I took care of the nasty kids by telling them that I am a witch. Instead of candy, I prefer giving fruit but the one thing they truly appreciate is a "magic" rock which I can place a spell on which will give them one wish. They must think long about that wish. Had the kids asking me for additional stones during the summer but I explained that I can only place such a spell on Halloween. I make it very clear that I am a good witch BUT I am also capable of doing un-nice things. In the following year, their parents came back with them and assured me that their children HAD their wishes answered. But then, what types of wishes do kids come up with: a pet, a new and very best friend, or a holiday celebration (Thanksgiving & Christmas).

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

My remaining cat is an indoor cat. I quit allowing her to venture out when she became so infested with fleas she became ill.

You must be the kid's Happy Witch during Halloween.

Alicia Loc: NYC

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Since I changed my residence, I miss the kids and the fun I had with them. One thing: Before the "other than orange" pumpkins became popular, I bought a regular orange one and another that was white and told the kids that, with my powers, I changed the orange one to white. It's amazing, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Sadly I can't do that any more.
Back in NY, my friend and I donned black caftans (we both have long hair - mine black and hers blonde, added to the mystique). We decorated my studio very little but we played eerie music and burned incense. Had a large Tupperware bowl (the largest) filled with water and apples. The wall of mirrors also had an effect and we added a black candle on either side of the bowl. The kids could bob for the "magic" apples but if they didn't bob, they could take a "normal" one. There were three, of the same family I think, who came back four times but were instructed not to enter any home. Finally, their mother came back with them so that they could bob. She thought it was a great idea. My ex stopped by and got into it by lying in the corner with straw peeking out of his trousers and jacket arms. After the kids bobbed, he moved - just a little. Sure caused some screams.


Aside: I use diatomaceous earth for flea control. PermaGard is the best as it has no pyrethrins in it so it is safe to eat and can be used on momma cat as well as kittens. The stuff in aquarium stores is too coarse. The one I get is finer than baking flour. It's also good to do away with any crawling insect.

Liberty Tree

Today is a liberal's favorite holiday. There will be a bunch of people going around in multi-cultural outfits asking for a free and out and promising dire consequences if they do not get it. What could make a liberal happier?

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Thank you for the info. I will certainly keep it in mind should the occasion again arise to require it.

It appears you had a marvelous time during Halloween with the kids, both big and little.