BadBobby and Viagra
Oct 25, 2017 10:54:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BadBobby decided to try Viagra for the first time ever. He and his lovely wife have an incredible night together.
In the morning, his wife asks BB at breakfast time, "Stud muffin, would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
BB declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich, darling?"
BB declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry, honey?"
BB declines again.
"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up, please? I'm starving!"
In the morning, his wife asks BB at breakfast time, "Stud muffin, would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
BB declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich, darling?"
BB declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry, honey?"
BB declines again.
"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up, please? I'm starving!"
Oct 25, 2017 12:10:57 #
I would like to hear your response to anyone that does not get this one . 
If that does happen slatten , please remember to wear your fatherly hat .
If that does happen slatten , please remember to wear your fatherly hat .
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby decided to try Viagra for the first time ... (show quote)
Oct 25, 2017 13:01:19 #
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby decided to try Viagra for the first time ... (show quote)
I hope he's OK since he ignored the 4 hour warning!
Nov 3, 2017 16:38:41 #
archie bunker wrote:
I hope he's OK since he ignored the 4 hour warning!
In his delirium, he thought it was a foreign object and tried to beat it to death.
Nov 3, 2017 16:46:16 #
One would think that he would take better care of his ( at the time ) proud family member . 
PoppaGringo wrote:
In his delirium, he thought it was a foreign object and tried to beat it to death.
Nov 3, 2017 16:56:15 #
missinglink wrote:
One would think that he would take better care of his ( at the time ) proud family member .
What really perplexed him was while he was beating it, it spits at him.
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