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Cuddle Buddies
Fragile liberal snowflakes who just can’t cope with Donald Trump in the White House are an easy touch for hucksters. According to Rolling Stone, $80-an-hour “professional cuddlers” are advertising “cuddle parties” — to “aid in relieving the fear and discomfort that comes with Trump’s Presidency.” Yes, these l*****t-failures-at-adulting have to pay someone to hug them. One organizer brags that “the work is actually political now.” Sure. At a recent party in Venice, CA, l*****ts wearing pjs and carrying blankies gathered to hug and spoon, unable to face a maga world. The cuddle room, its floor strewn with mattresses and pillows, appears to be one lava lamp short of a 1960s free-love hippie pad. Not so, say the cuddle gurus, because they require verbal consent before any bases are touched. They insist that groping “stays outside the bikini area.” That may be, but Trump still lives in their heads, rent-free. Just when you think the left has finally touched bottom — you realize they’ll never get a grip.
Mink Stolen
Animal justice warriors broke into a Minnesota mink farm to release thousands of the pampered critters from their cages. The activist-vandals were sure they were saving furry victims of cruel capitalism. Nope. As reported by The St. Paul [MN] Pioneer Press, the 30,000 to 40,000 minks “freed” from Lang Farms near Eden Valley met a far worse fate than their farm destiny. Immediately after the break-in, hundreds of minks were found nearby, dead from heat stroke. According to Stearns County Sheriff Don Gudmundson, the rest died from starvation, dehydration, or predatory wolves and bears.The weasels who carried out this stunt accomplished nothing — except ruining a small business and subjecting minks to an agonizing death. “If they actually cared about animals, they wouldn’t release thousands of minks to die out in the heat,” the sheriff told 9News. Calling the incident an “act of domestic terrorism,” he added: “They are not interested in animal rights, they are interested in chaos.” And now face years in a cage.
Liquefied
Well, this gives new meaning to drinking Old Grandad. An environmentalist wacko bunch is “advocating for a cleaner, more sensitive alternative” to burial or cremation. They predict that soon people will be dying to get into the Resomator, an industrial-size crockpot that dissolves corpses. In three to four hours, the 150-degree alkaline hydrolysis machine basically melts a human body, leaving behind a combination of “fertilizer and soap,” according to Wired. The giant crockpot’s contents, a brownish liquid that smells like steamed clams, are then poured down the drain. Well, that’ll certainly reduce your carbon footprint. It’s a fluid situation, as only 14 states have legalized the process. Funeral homes seem reluctant to pour resources into the new technology, given its $380,000 price tag. Which may be why only three Resomators currently operate in the U.S. Nonetheless, says Dean Fisher, director of ucla’s Donated Body Program, the alkaline hydrolysis chamber process is “the future of death.” And if anyone should know death’s future, it’s the guy running a Donated Body Program.
McMissing the McPoint
In 1969, there were only 405 minority franchises in the entire U.S., according to Max Holleran in The New Republic. Five years later, there were 2,453, thanks to the Nixon Administration’s Small Business Administration [sba] loans encouraging entrepreneurism in the black community. Minority-owned McDonald’s franchises exploded from just one in 1969 to over 10,000 fifteen years later. Today, 45 percent of its U.S. franchises are women- or minority-owned.
But instead of celebrating the growth of black ownership and jobs, Holleran sees a nefarious plot against the black population. He slams Nixon for believing that “all the poor need to prosper is ‘uplift.’” He knocks Nixon’s Administration for pushing “paternalistic” sba loans. After all, he scolds, the loans “forced” fast-food restaurants into low-income neighborhoods — creating obesity!
You see, it’s all about victimology. Plug in your subject, blame capitalism and r****m, and boom: you too can turn a wonderful American success story into a long whine titled “How Fast Food Chains Supersized Ine******y.” We deserve a break today.
Eclipse of Solar
So-called “clean” solar energy has a dirty secret: old solar panels are polluting the earth. According to National Review, a new study by Environmental Progress [ep] warns that tons of discarded solar panels pose a global environmental threat. They generate 300 times more toxic waste — including chromium, cadmium, and lead — per unit of energy than eeevil nuclear power plants.
“We talk a lot about the dangers of nuclear waste, but that waste is carefully monitored, regulated, and disposed of,” says ep founder Michael Shellenberger. “We had no idea there would be so many panels … that could cause this much ecological damage.” In India and China, scavengers burn old plastic panels to salvage the copper wires, releasing toxic fumes that can cause cancer and birth defects. That’s on top of environmental damage created during the manufacturing process. According to ap, during a four-year period, 17 California solar panel manufacturers produced 46.5 million pounds of sludge and contaminated water that had to be t***sported to hazardous waste sites. It’s way past time to shine the light of t***h on the lie that the sun rises and sets on solar energy.
Sun Block
A gaggle of geeks met this summer to “solve” c*****e c****e. As reported by The Atlantic, around 100 researchers from around the world spent a week at a luxurious Maine resort. Their mission was to come up with “one last line of defense against catastrophic g****l w*****g” — through the genius of “solar geoengineering.” Attendees at the conference, organized by Gordon Research, agreed that preventing greenhouse gases from entering the atmosphere hasn’t worked. They decided a smarter approach would be to “bounce sunlight back into space before it penetrates too far into the lower atmosphere.” By using “stratospheric aerosol injection.”
Well, what could go wrong? The process involves seeding, or “spraying a reflective gas into the sky at high altitudes, mimicking the effect of a large volcanic eruption.” Science, folks. While these brainiacs predict their plan could shave a couple degrees off the global temperature, they admit it might also seed doomsday. The result: droughts, floods, or catastrophic cooling that could destroy farming around the world. In other words, end life on the planet to “save” us from g****l w*****g. To liberals, that’s pretty much a win-win.
Payback à la Mode
Looks like a rocky road ahead for l*****t Ben & Jerry’s ice cream company. According to Townhall, they’re getting hit by their fellow libs. This despite their long history of supporting far-left causes. They even have a MoveOn.org video slamming conservatives on their website. Hasn’t helped. Now the Vermont-based ice cream firm has been targeted by The New York Times and the Organic Consumers Association — for using minute amounts of glyphosate in several flavors. That’s a herbicide used by farmers but h**ed by the tutti-fruttis in the organic lobby — though you’d have to eat 145,000 servings of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie to reach the epa danger zone.
Leave it to liberals to take the joy out of ice cream. But when the left starts to eat its own, it’s best to just … split. If B & J’s is looking for a scoop, I suggest giving a new ice cream flavor a swirl: Caramel Karma.

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