These bulls perform quite well...
Oct 23, 2017 13:11:58 #
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and watches the auctioning off of bulls for stud.
The man selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back:
"Sure, but why don't you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow?!?"
The man selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back:
"Sure, but why don't you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow?!?"
Oct 23, 2017 14:06:00 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in t... (show quote)
you have earned the front seat again
everyone should rejoice!!!!
Oct 23, 2017 15:59:20 #
badbobby wrote:
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I am overwhelmed by your most generous accolade. Gracias, gracias, gracias.Oct 23, 2017 16:15:09 #
PoppaGringo wrote: I am overwhelmed by your most generous accolade. Gracias, gracias, gracias.
I am overwhelmed by your most generous accolade. Gracias, gracias, gracias.I do attempt to be fair
in my assessment
of jokes posed on OPP
even from dastardly Marines
Oct 23, 2017 16:23:43 #
badbobby wrote:
I do attempt to be fair
in my assessment
of jokes posed on OPP
even from dastardly Marines
in my assessment
of jokes posed on OPP
even from dastardly Marines
Your kindly enthusiasm is almost overwhelming.
Oct 24, 2017 11:02:26 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in t... (show quote)
Ya made coffee come out my nose.
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