proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Boxers, Briefs or Commando???

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Are you talking under a kilt, work clothes, partying clothes, sports clothes, beaches?

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Under a kilt,E

bggamers Loc: georgia

with or with out the skid marks??? alway camando though have heard you have to careful of the ZIPPER!!!!!!!!!

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When it comes to risque or dirty songs, I've no peer on OPP
Enjoy this one.

Oh a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
and one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
he fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

CHORUS
ring ding diddle dliddle add E O
ring ding diddily I Oh
(repeat last line of verse)

Well about that time two young and lovely lassies passed him by
and one looked to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"Do you see yon sleepin' Scotsman so strong and handsome built?
Well I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt"

They crept up to the sleepin' Scotsman quiet as could be
they lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
and there behold for them to view beneath the Scotsman's skirt
there was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Well they marvelled for a moment and one said "we must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied up in a bow
about the bonny part the Scotsman's kilt had lift and shown

Well the Scotsman woke to Nature's call and stumbled toward the trees
he lifted up his kilt and then he gawks at what he sees
and in the voice of wonderment at what's before his eyes
"Akk lad I don't know where you've been but I see you've won first prize"


Cheers

Mom8052 Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico

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This is just to funny. My Son wears a kilt and I had to ask if he went Commando. He does.
I guess most of them do. That's fine, as long as they are not hung like a horse.

Highlander66 Loc: Illinois

There’s actually another verse...
“His fingers numb from drinking
And his head still spinning round,
He could not loosen up the ribbon
So he left it as ‘‘twas found
And when his wife espied
On his stem what flower growed
It piqued her curiosity
As you might well suppose
And when she inquired
Where he’d been and what he’d done
He said there’d been a contest
At the pub, and he had won!
She said ‘I can’t believe you’d show
That thing to all those men!’
He said ‘I did nae show it all, my lassie
Just enough to win!’

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Thanks for the add on. I might have heard that somewhere in my past. Always appreciate new stuff.