In War of Elton John Lyrics, Kim Jong Un Calls Trump “Honky Cat”
Sep 30, 2017 13:25:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Satire from The Borowitz Report
By Andy Borowitz
September 19, 2017
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man,” the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump “Honky Cat.”
As he issued the Elton John-based attack, Kim warned that he had an extensive collection of the singer-songwriter’s albums and was prepared to weaponize every lyric in them.
The White House immediately struck back, warning Kim that “any further provocation involving an Elton John lyric, especially ‘Tiny Dancer,’ will be seen as an act of war.”
But any hope that Kim would be silenced was short-lived.
Responding to the White House, Kim stated, “I see the b***h is back,” before signing off, “Goodbye, Yellow-Wigged Toad.”
By Andy Borowitz
September 19, 2017
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man,” the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump “Honky Cat.”
As he issued the Elton John-based attack, Kim warned that he had an extensive collection of the singer-songwriter’s albums and was prepared to weaponize every lyric in them.
The White House immediately struck back, warning Kim that “any further provocation involving an Elton John lyric, especially ‘Tiny Dancer,’ will be seen as an act of war.”
But any hope that Kim would be silenced was short-lived.
Responding to the White House, Kim stated, “I see the b***h is back,” before signing off, “Goodbye, Yellow-Wigged Toad.”
Sep 30, 2017 15:31:40 #
slatten49 wrote:
Satire from The Borowitz Report br br By Andy Bor... (show quote)
If that Madman across the water doesn't stop this, Trump might just sent Bennie and the jets over there, and show him The Power of Bitter Fingers!
Sep 30, 2017 16:24:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
If that Madman across the water doesn't stop this, Trump might just sent Bennie and the jets over there, and show him The Power of Bitter Fingers!
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