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Sep 28, 2017 16:13:59   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
The incorrigible BadBobby went to his priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, BB," said his priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, I lived in Europe, and a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, BB, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, I asked her to pay for the attic with sexual favors and she accepted," continued our own BB.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands of the Germans had they found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said BB. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course," said the priest.

BadBobby then asked, "Father, do I need to tell her that the war is over?"

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Sep 28, 2017 16:25:48   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
The incorrigible BadBobby went to his priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, BB," said his priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, I lived in Europe, and a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, BB, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, I asked her to pay for the attic with sexual favors and she accepted," continued our own BB.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands of the Germans had they found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said BB. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course," said the priest.

BadBobby then asked, "Father, do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
The incorrigible BadBobby went to his priest and a... (show quote)


No, just wait a few days, and she'll die of natural causes.......... unless she's already a zombie like BB.

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Sep 28, 2017 16:29:13   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
The incorrigible BadBobby went to his priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, BB," said his priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, I lived in Europe, and a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, BB, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, I asked her to pay for the attic with sexual favors and she accepted," continued our own BB.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands of the Germans had they found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said BB. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course," said the priest.

BadBobby then asked, "Father, do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
The incorrigible BadBobby went to his priest and a... (show quote)



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Sep 28, 2017 16:32:50   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
The incorrigible BadBobby went to his priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

"Of course, BB," said his priest.

"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, I lived in Europe, and a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

"That's a wonderful thing, BB, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.

"It's worse, Father; I was weak, I asked her to pay for the attic with sexual favors and she accepted," continued our own BB.

"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands of the Germans had they found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

"Thanks, Father," said BB. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"

"Of course," said the priest.

BadBobby then asked, "Father, do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
The incorrigible BadBobby went to his priest and a... (show quote)



sure sounds like something I would have done Slat

BTW

I'm not catholic--dunno bout that" incorrigible" thang

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Sep 28, 2017 16:34:20   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
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lpnmajor wrote:
No, just wait a few days, and she'll die of natural causes.......... unless she's already a zombie like BB.



why Doc
How could you
I'm deeply hurt


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Sep 28, 2017 16:45:27   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
sure sounds like something I would have done Slat

BTW

I'm not catholic--dunno bout that" incorrigible" thang

Well, I might'a taken a bit of literary license with that one, BB.


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Sep 28, 2017 16:46:10   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
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why Doc
How could you
I'm deeply hurt


You'll get over it...I already have.

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Sep 29, 2017 12:20:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
You'll get over it...I already have.


thank you very much for your support

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Sep 29, 2017 12:23:57   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
thank you very much for your support

Anytime, ya' durn Squid.

That's the least a Marine can do for his Swabbie buddy...the very least.

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Sep 29, 2017 12:44:30   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Anytime, ya' durn Squid.

That's the least a Marine can do for his Swabbie buddy...the very least.




yeah
I'd prolly flounder without your help

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Sep 29, 2017 12:48:17   #
boatbob2
 
I never really thought of that,but,all I can say is " WAY TO GO",Ride em cowboy,,,,,,,BUT,dont put em away wet.......

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Sep 29, 2017 12:51:24   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
yeah
I'd prolly flounder without your help


"Prolly " You're floundering as we speak(write).

That's the Navy Way.

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Sep 29, 2017 12:55:36   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
"Prolly " You're floundering as we speak(write).

That's the Navy Way.


just shows what a Jarheads assistance is worth

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Sep 29, 2017 13:01:53   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
just shows what a Jarheads assistance is worth

"Priceless," as a matter of fact.

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Sep 29, 2017 15:48:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
"Priceless," as a matter of fact.


yes--not worth a cent

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