PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the group’s annual departure date, John’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. John’s fishing buddies are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do?

Two days later the three get to the camping site to find John sitting there with his tent set up, firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire, and drinking a cold beer.

“Heck John, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”

“Well, I’ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and asked, “Guess who?”

I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom, where she’d lit candles and put rose petals all over the place, looked like something out of a movie.

Well, she’s been reading 50 Shades of Grey or something. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

And then she said, ‘Honey, you can do wh**ever you want.’

So, boys, here I am!”

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I don't know how many fish John ended up catching, but I would bet he caught all kinds of Hell when he returned home.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

It might be more of a mercy for John to get et by a bar.

solarkin

Well, the title had me all worked up.

badbobby Loc: texas

Is that the true story of your divorce Papi???

bahmer

Thanks for the laugh.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I've been stunned, for some time now, by the magnanimous gesture of Mrs. BB determining you were a 'keeper.'

The woman is truly a Saint.

badbobby Loc: texas

yep
she deserves a medal
maybe the Congressional Medal of Honor???

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

At the very least.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I sincerely doubt it was the reason for my becoming a widower. But then, who knows?