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Aug 30, 2017 14:05:12   #
Mr Bombastic
 
OK. Time for a little fun. Let's here them. I'll start with a few of my own, and you can add your own.

"let's have an honest discussion about this"

"people should be responsible for themselves"

"All human life is precious and worth protecting"

"The Constitution leaves that to the states to decide"

"Trayvon Martin is partially responsible for what happened because he should have kept his cool and not physically assaulted Zimmerman"

"America is a land of unlimited opportunity for those willing to work hard and take risks"

"Al Sharpton is a r****t"

"Jesse Jackson exploits matters of race for self profit"

"Welfare often perpetuates poverty"

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Aug 30, 2017 14:36:07   #
Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA
 
"I pledge allegence, to the f**g...."

"Police officers are underpaid."

"You should wait until you can afford children before getting pregnant."

"Hard work is good for the soul."

"I don't need Affirmative Action because I prefer to earn what I get."

"Obama shouldn't have lied about Obamacare."

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Aug 30, 2017 15:04:10   #
E
 
Super Dave wrote:
"I pledge allegence, to the f**g...."

"Police officers are underpaid."

"You should wait until you can afford children before getting pregnant."

"Hard work is good for the soul."

"I don't need Affirmative Action because I prefer to earn what I get."

"Obama shouldn't have lied about Obamacare."


Both great lists. Keep it up.

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Aug 30, 2017 15:14:05   #
Quakerwidow Loc: Chestertown, MD
 
Super Dave wrote:
"I pledge allegence, to the f**g...."

"Police officers are underpaid."

"You should wait until you can afford children before getting pregnant."

"Hard work is good for the soul."

"I don't need Affirmative Action because I prefer to earn what I get."

"Obama shouldn't have lied about Obamacare."


Second try (don't know what happened to the first): I've been saying for decades that men should keep it in their own pants until they are in a position to raise a child. Somehow when a woman becomes pregnant it is solely HER responsibility and no one wants to really press the man involved.

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Aug 30, 2017 15:15:31   #
Mr Bombastic
 
Super Dave wrote:
"I pledge allegence, to the f**g...."

"Police officers are underpaid."

"You should wait until you can afford children before getting pregnant."

"Hard work is good for the soul."

"I don't need Affirmative Action because I prefer to earn what I get."

"Obama shouldn't have lied about Obamacare."


Good ones.

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Aug 30, 2017 16:30:57   #
steve66613
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Good ones.




"This welfare check is too big!"

"Honey...let's get married." (Straight couple...any race.)

"Honey...let's adopt a couple of kids." (Straight couple.)

"Hey...let's go to church."

"Sorting this trash is just crazy!"

"Don't you think Al Gore is bat-s**t crazy?"

"Mr. Trump just might make America great!"

"Those alphabet news casters are bat-s**t crazy!"

"High heals are good for high water."

"Our First Lady is drop-dead gorgeous!"

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Aug 30, 2017 17:08:08   #
E
 
steve66613 wrote:
"This welfare check is too big!"

"Honey...let's get married." (Straight couple...any race.)

"Honey...let's adopt a couple of kids." (Straight couple.)

"Hey...let's go to church."

"Sorting this trash is just crazy!"

"Don't you think Al Gore is bat-s**t crazy?"

"Mr. Trump just might make America great!"

"Those alphabet news casters are bat-s**t crazy!"

"High heals are good for high water."

"Our First Lady is drop-dead gorgeous!"
"This welfare check is too big!" br br ... (show quote)


Got to agree with all of them. But that last one really stand out. Absolutely.

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Aug 30, 2017 17:33:16   #
Mr Bombastic
 
E wrote:
Got to agree with all of them. But that last one really stand out. Absolutely.


Some really good replies. Keep em coming.

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Aug 30, 2017 20:21:22   #
Quakerwidow Loc: Chestertown, MD
 
steve66613 wrote:
"This welfare check is too big!"

"Honey...let's get married." (Straight couple...any race.)

"Honey...let's adopt a couple of kids." (Straight couple.)

"Hey...let's go to church."

"Sorting this trash is just crazy!"

"Don't you think Al Gore is bat-s**t crazy?"

"Mr. Trump just might make America great!"

"Those alphabet news casters are bat-s**t crazy!"

"High heals are good for high water."

"Our First Lady is drop-dead gorgeous!"
"This welfare check is too big!" br br ... (show quote)


This liberal was married for 36 years.

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Aug 31, 2017 02:40:55   #
E
 
Quakerwidow wrote:
This liberal was married for 36 years.


What? They must have been gay.

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Aug 31, 2017 05:28:19   #
Quakerwidow Loc: Chestertown, MD
 
E wrote:
What? They must have been gay.


I am quite strictly hetero; not positive about my ten-years-gone husband.

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Aug 31, 2017 11:18:23   #
Big dog
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Good ones.


How's about "Guns don't k**l people, people k**l people"

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Aug 31, 2017 15:59:59   #
boatbob2
 
Ok,take my obozo phone,

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Aug 31, 2017 16:23:01   #
Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA
 
Real compassion means sacrificing my money and my time, not demanding that someone else sacrifices theirs.

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Aug 31, 2017 16:49:02   #
Mr Bombastic
 
Super Dave wrote:
Real compassion means sacrificing my money and my time, not demanding that someone else sacrifices theirs.


How about "I was wrong"

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