Mother in law
Aug 30, 2017 11:54:11 #
This guy goes on vacation in the Holy Land with his wife and mother in law.
Halfway through their trip the mother in law has a massive c****ary and passes away.
The Undertaker assures the guy that they can bury the woman here for One hundred and fifty dollars,but to ship the body home would cost five thousand dollars.
The guy says "OK ship the body home."
"Are you sure"?asked the undertaker."That's an awfully big expense,and I can assure you that we do a very nice burial here".
"Look.says the guy,"Two thousand years ago they buried a guy here,and three days later he rose from the dead.I just don't want to take that chance!"
Halfway through their trip the mother in law has a massive c****ary and passes away.
The Undertaker assures the guy that they can bury the woman here for One hundred and fifty dollars,but to ship the body home would cost five thousand dollars.
The guy says "OK ship the body home."
"Are you sure"?asked the undertaker."That's an awfully big expense,and I can assure you that we do a very nice burial here".
"Look.says the guy,"Two thousand years ago they buried a guy here,and three days later he rose from the dead.I just don't want to take that chance!"
Aug 30, 2017 12:02:24 #
badbobby wrote:
This guy goes on vacation in the Holy Land with hi... (show quote)
OMG that's baaaad. lol
Aug 30, 2017 12:28:30 #
badbobby wrote:
This guy goes on vacation in the Holy Land with hi... (show quote)
Oy vey. That is because He was one of the Chosen People. She wasn't, so there has nothing to fear.
Aug 30, 2017 14:43:35 #
Quakerwidow
Loc: Chestertown, MD
PoppaGringo wrote:
Oy vey. That is because He was one of the Chosen People. She wasn't, so there has nothing to fear.
I'm uncertain if this wasn't worse than the original post.
Aug 30, 2017 16:23:11 #
Quakerwidow wrote:
I'm uncertain if this wasn't worse than the original post.
If I have offended thee with my sense of humor, please forgive as that was not my intent.
Aug 30, 2017 18:24:10 #
Quakerwidow wrote:
I'm uncertain if this wasn't worse than the original post.
it was bad
srry q
I thought it was hilarious
srry you didn't like it
Aug 30, 2017 20:25:17 #
Quakerwidow
Loc: Chestertown, MD
badbobby wrote:
it was bad
srry q
I thought it was hilarious
srry you didn't like it
srry q
I thought it was hilarious
srry you didn't like it
Didn't say I didn't like it; just asking that you bear in mind that not all mothers-in-law are harridans. My own was wonderful. I just wish she had survived longer.
Aug 30, 2017 21:35:02 #
Quakerwidow wrote:
Didn't say I didn't like it; just asking that you bear in mind that not all mothers-in-law are harridans. My own was wonderful. I just wish she had survived longer.
My first one was a sweetheart. It is too bad her daughter didn't emulate her.
The second one I never met as she died during my second wife's 12th year, but from all indications, she was a wonderful person.
Aug 31, 2017 11:15:20 #
Quakerwidow wrote:
Didn't say I didn't like it; just asking that you bear in mind that not all mothers-in-law are harridans. My own was wonderful. I just wish she had survived longer.
I have only had one mother in law
but she was certainly a wonderful person
Although she never really approved of me(No one was good enough for her daughter)
we got along just fine
Aug 31, 2017 18:18:57 #
badbobby wrote:
This guy goes on vacation in the Holy Land with hi... (show quote)
Great, great!! I take it he was not too happy with his mother-in-law.
Aug 31, 2017 20:03:56 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
My first one was a sweetheart. It is too bad her daughter didn't emulate her.
The second one I never met as she died during my second wife's 12th year, but from all indications, she was a wonderful person.
The second one I never met as she died during my second wife's 12th year, but from all indications, she was a wonderful person.
Mother in laws are just like blondes
they get it from every side
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