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Aug 29, 2017 22:46:30   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A little boy asked his father, "How did the human race appear?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the boy asked his mother the same question.. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused child returned to his father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"

The father answered, "Well, son, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."

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Aug 29, 2017 23:00:09   #
Manning345 Loc: Richmond, Virginia
 
slatten49 wrote:
A little boy asked his father, "How did the human race appear?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the boy asked his mother the same question.. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused child returned to his father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"

The father answered, "Well, son, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."
A little boy asked his father, "How did the h... (show quote)


Good laugh!

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Aug 29, 2017 23:28:53   #
peter11937 Loc: NYS
 
slatten49 wrote:
A little boy asked his father, "How did the human race appear?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the boy asked his mother the same question.. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused child returned to his father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"

The father answered, "Well, son, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."
A little boy asked his father, "How did the h... (show quote)


Good one!

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Aug 30, 2017 00:38:41   #
Eugene Debs
 
slatten49 wrote:
A little boy asked his father, "How did the human race appear?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the boy asked his mother the same question.. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused child returned to his father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"

The father answered, "Well, son, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."
A little boy asked his father, "How did the h... (show quote)


Love this story because it is true.

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Aug 30, 2017 00:53:42   #
Eugene Debs
 
Eugene Debs wrote:
Love this story because it is true.


I went to Ancestry.COM with my ex-wife's DNA. It was almost all Cro Magnum, with a touch, a spattering, of hippopotamus. Ancient hippopotamus. And Giant crocodiles. Plus White sharks. Mine, however, was seen to be a possible match for a relative to Jesus, Marcus Aurelius, Augustus Caesar, Cicero, Plato, and Dubius Mentos, the Thebes town drunk.

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Aug 30, 2017 01:07:26   #
Eugene Debs
 
slatten49 wrote:
A little boy asked his father, "How did the human race appear?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the boy asked his mother the same question.. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused child returned to his father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"

The father answered, "Well, son, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."
A little boy asked his father, "How did the h... (show quote)


Tread lightly. But one of my favorite jokes, which means it can go either way. Or Both. The Bible has no opinion.

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Aug 30, 2017 08:41:58   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
A little boy asked his father, "How did the human race appear?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the boy asked his mother the same question.. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused child returned to his father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"

The father answered, "Well, son, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."
A little boy asked his father, "How did the h... (show quote)


The son will grow up to be a chimp off the old block for sure.

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Aug 31, 2017 12:39:38   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
A little boy asked his father, "How did the human race appear?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the boy asked his mother the same question.. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused child returned to his father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"

The father answered, "Well, son, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."
A little boy asked his father, "How did the h... (show quote)


I'm tellin the Sgt Major

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Aug 31, 2017 12:40:59   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Eugene Debs wrote:
I went to Ancestry.COM with my ex-wife's DNA. It was almost all Cro Magnum, with a touch, a spattering, of hippopotamus. Ancient hippopotamus. And Giant crocodiles. Plus White sharks. Mine, however, was seen to be a possible match for a relative to Jesus, Marcus Aurelius, Augustus Caesar, Cicero, Plato, and Dubius Mentos, the Thebes town drunk.


Eugene
Are you my long lost brother???

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Aug 31, 2017 14:43:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Eugene
Are you my long lost brother???

If he was, it's doubtful that he would admit it.

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Aug 31, 2017 17:17:29   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
If he was, it's doubtful that he would admit it.


No Slat
My long lost brother
not yours

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Aug 31, 2017 18:25:38   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Eugene Debs wrote:
I went to Ancestry.COM with my ex-wife's DNA. It was almost all Cro Magnum, with a touch, a spattering, of hippopotamus. Ancient hippopotamus. And Giant crocodiles. Plus White sharks. Mine, however, was seen to be a possible match for a relative to Jesus, Marcus Aurelius, Augustus Caesar, Cicero, Plato, and Dubius Mentos, the Thebes town drunk.

That appears to more along the line of Selective Ancestry.COM.

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Aug 31, 2017 18:27:23   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
No Slat
My long lost brother
not yours

Your brother, rather than lost, would most likely be hiding from that revelation.

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Aug 31, 2017 20:06:44   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Your brother, rather than lost, would most likely be hiding from that revelation.


"revelation"
durn Marine
dam ,wheres my google?

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Aug 31, 2017 21:01:00   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
"revelation"
durn Marine
dam ,wheres my google?

'Revelation' as pertaining to my meaning..."a): an act of revealing to view or making known b): something that is revealed; especially an enlightening or astonishing disclosure...shocking revelations

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