A cold weather question: What can you reasonably expect to get out of an icehole? A steaming load of carp? A smelly brown trout? Or piles and stuff. All I know for sure is, if you sit...

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

What can you reasonably expect to get out of an icehole? A steaming load of carp? A smelly brown trout? Or piles and stuff. All I know for sure is, if you sit out there too long, it'll turn your brown eye blue.

Brian Devon

lpnmajor wrote:

What can you reasonably expect to get out of an icehole? A steaming load of carp? A smelly brown trout? Or piles and stuff. All I know for sure is, if you sit out there too long, it'll turn your brown eye blue.

I have been ice fishing. Its got some incredible "lures" (pardon the pun).

You get to court danger...you never know when the ice is going to collapse. Most of the public doesn't get it and misses out on the joys of hypothermia.

You get to be monumentally bored. Nothing like waiting for a sluggish fish with no appetite.

You get to enjoy the drunken company of other mentally challenged "sportsmen".

You get to feel your toes and fingers after 3 days off of the ice.

This is a sport??? Its as much fun as do-it-yourself dentistry.

Kind of like pussy???...Once you get past the smell, you've got it licked???......that must be it's elusive appeal...

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Brian Devon wrote:

I have been ice fishing. Its got some incredible &... (show quote)

Maybe you got the wrong end of that deal ( pun intended ). Turn her over.

Ricktloml

Brian Devon wrote:

I have been ice fishing. Its got some incredible &... (show quote)

How vile, don't have a clue as to what a gentleman is do you, d********g

Brian Devon

Ricktloml wrote:

How vile, don't have a clue as to what a gentleman is do you, d********g

A gentleman is a man who leans on his elbows...

Brian Devon

lpnmajor wrote:

Maybe you got the wrong end of that deal ( pun intended ). Turn her over.

My brother-in-law once told me about a chef who invented a hamburger that tasted like "fish". His first customer complained that it actually smelled like s**t. The chef replied, "you've got the wrong side...turn it over".

Is that what you were driving at???

stan3186

Brian Devon wrote:

My brother-in-law once told me about a chef who invented a hamburger that tasted like "fish". His first customer complained that it actually smelled like s**t. The chef replied, "you've got the wrong side...turn it over".

Is that what you were driving at???

That is really d********g and you are a Progressive Liberal. I thought you guys loved everyone and wanted to change the world. That sounded more like a extreme right wing nut you are always accusing people of. Cruel, uneducated and vulgar. Your true colors are showing.

pana Loc: are we there yet?

stan3186 wrote:

That is really d********g and you are a Progressive Liberal. I thought you guys loved everyone and wanted to change the world. That sounded more like a extreme right wing nut you are always accusing people of. Cruel, uneducated and vulgar. Your true colors are showing.

" really d********g and you are a Progressive Liberal"
Isnt an example of an oxymoron? :thumbup:

Brian Devon

pana wrote:

" really d********g and you are a Progressive Liberal"
Isnt an example of an oxymoron? :thumbup:

We all have different ideas of what is d********g. Republicans find "dirty" words d********g. Democrats find that the idea of folks having to sleep in parks and dumpster dive for food d********g. My Dad taught me that s**t is not a bad word. He told me the real dirty words were connected to people who get a hard-on at the idea of k*****g a human being.

There are reasons that liberals prefer George Carlin to Ted Nugent.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Brian Devon wrote:

We all have different ideas of what is d********g. Republicans find "dirty" words d********g. Democrats find that the idea of folks having to sleep in parks and dumpster dive for food d********g. My Dad taught me that s**t is not a bad word. He told me the real dirty words were connected to people who get a hard-on at the idea of k*****g a human being.

There are reasons that liberals prefer George Carlin to Ted Nugent.

What one person finds d********g, another finds humorous. I've always suspected that when people say " that's d********g " about something I've said, they're hiding something worse. I always reply " don't be such an icehole ".

pana Loc: are we there yet?

Brian Devon wrote:

We all have different ideas of what is d********g. Republicans find "dirty" words d********g. Democrats find that the idea of folks having to sleep in parks and dumpster dive for food d********g. My Dad taught me that s**t is not a bad word. He told me the real dirty words were connected to people who get a hard-on at the idea of k*****g a human being.

There are reasons that liberals prefer George Carlin to Ted Nugent.

Your adolescent "shock and awe" attempts to communicate on an adult level are actually pathetic to watch. Run along now and watch your Justin Bieber videos and pop your pimples while the adults have a conversation sweetie.

Brian Devon

lpnmajor wrote:

What one person finds d********g, another finds humorous. I've always suspected that when people say " that's d********g " about something I've said, they're hiding something worse. I always reply " don't be such an icehole ".

Cute.

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stan3186

pana wrote:

Your adolescent "shock and awe" attempts to communicate on an adult level are actually pathetic to watch. Run along now and watch your Justin Bieber videos and pop your pimples while the adults have a conversation sweetie.

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