There was a knock on my front door.
It was a small boy.
Something of his had found it's way into my garage,and he wanted it back.
When I opened the garage door,I noticed two additions,a baseball and a broken window,sporting a baseball sized hole.
"Now ,how do you suppose that ball got into my garage?"I asked.
Taking a look at the window ,the ball and a look at me ,he replied
"Wow,I must have thrown it right through that hole"!!!
I overheard my nine year old son discussing a computer simulation game with a friend.
The game involved creating a family,a house to live in,and so forth
My son.an old hand at this game,gave this warning;"Wh**ever you do,don't get any kids.They don't bring in any money,and all they do is eat!"
badbobby wrote:
There was a knock on my front door.
It was a small boy.
Something of his had found it's way into my garage,and he wanted it back.
When I opened the garage door,I noticed two additions,a baseball and a broken window,sporting a baseball sized hole.
"Now ,how do you suppose that ball got into my garage?"I asked.
Taking a look at the window ,the ball and a look at me ,he replied
"Wow,I must have thrown it right through that hole"!!!
I overheard my nine year old son discussing a computer simulation game with a friend.
The game involved creating a family,a house to live in,and so forth
My son.an old hand at this game,gave this warning;"Wh**ever you do,don't get any kids.They don't bring in any money,and all they do is eat!"
There was a knock on my front door. br It was a sm... (
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You did give the ball back to the kid, didn't you
Try not to be a curmudgeon, BB.
Bet he put it right back thru that hole showing that kid a thing or three .
slatten49 wrote:
You did give the ball back to the kid, didn't you
Try not to be a curmudgeon, BB.
slatten49 wrote:
You did give the ball back to the kid, didn't you
Try not to be a curmudgeon, BB.
Better yet. Make the boy earn the return of the ball. Go to the hardware store get a new piece of glass and some window putty and get the boy and his father to come over so you can teach the boy how to do a window repair.
Man , that is so back when . I like it . But today you would
have two students . Father and son .
no propaganda please wrote:
Better yet. Make the boy earn the return of the ball. Go to the hardware store get a new piece of glass and some window putty and get the boy and his father to come over so you can teach the boy how to do a window repair.
missinglink wrote:
Man , that is so back when . I like it . But today you would
have two students . Father and son .
Better yet. Learning is a life time adventure.
missinglink wrote:
Bet he put it right back thru that hole showing that kid a thing or three .
naw,I got that ball on my fireplace mantel
Curmudgeon??
where do you come up with these words?
you do realize that I'm just a poor ol farm boy,doncha???
badbobby wrote:
naw,I got that ball on my fireplace mantel
Curmudgeon??
where do you come up with these words?
you do realize that I'm just a poor ol farm boy,doncha???
BB, are you being lazy, or is that you can't distinguish between Missing Link and myself
I understand, as we both are fine men in your mind, I'm sure.
slatten49 wrote:
BB, are you being lazy, or is that you can't distinguish between Missing Link and myself
I understand, as we both are fine men in your mind, I'm sure.
I have an excuse
in just two days I will be officially --OLD
I do respect ML
tryin hard to respect you too
but I don't think I'm gonna get there
badbobby wrote:
I have an excuse
in just two days I will be officially --OLD
I do respect ML
tryin hard to respect you too
but I don't think I'm gonna get there
I will say a Tefillah, or two, that you will still be with us for the next two days...and beyond.
badbobby wrote:
I have an excuse
in just two days I will be officially --OLD
I do respect ML
tryin hard to respect you too
but I don't think I'm gonna get there
"OLD
"
I think what you meant to write was you'll be 'OLDER/OLDEST'
slatten49 wrote:
"OLD
"
I think what you meant to write was you'll be 'OLDER/OLDEST'
Rapidly approaching antediluvian.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Rapidly approaching antediluvian.
It has been long established that BB was First Mate on Noah's Ark.
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