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Aug 27, 2017 10:28:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
There was a knock on my front door.
It was a small boy.
Something of his had found it's way into my garage,and he wanted it back.
When I opened the garage door,I noticed two additions,a baseball and a broken window,sporting a baseball sized hole.
"Now ,how do you suppose that ball got into my garage?"I asked.
Taking a look at the window ,the ball and a look at me ,he replied
"Wow,I must have thrown it right through that hole"!!!



I overheard my nine year old son discussing a computer simulation game with a friend.
The game involved creating a family,a house to live in,and so forth
My son.an old hand at this game,gave this warning;"Wh**ever you do,don't get any kids.They don't bring in any money,and all they do is eat!"

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Aug 27, 2017 10:34:47   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
badbobby wrote:
There was a knock on my front door.
It was a small boy.
Something of his had found it's way into my garage,and he wanted it back.
When I opened the garage door,I noticed two additions,a baseball and a broken window,sporting a baseball sized hole.
"Now ,how do you suppose that ball got into my garage?"I asked.
Taking a look at the window ,the ball and a look at me ,he replied
"Wow,I must have thrown it right through that hole"!!!



I overheard my nine year old son discussing a computer simulation game with a friend.
The game involved creating a family,a house to live in,and so forth
My son.an old hand at this game,gave this warning;"Wh**ever you do,don't get any kids.They don't bring in any money,and all they do is eat!"
There was a knock on my front door. br It was a sm... (show quote)

Good un !!
Good un !!...

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Aug 27, 2017 10:35:48   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
There was a knock on my front door.
It was a small boy.
Something of his had found it's way into my garage,and he wanted it back.
When I opened the garage door,I noticed two additions,a baseball and a broken window,sporting a baseball sized hole.
"Now ,how do you suppose that ball got into my garage?"I asked.
Taking a look at the window ,the ball and a look at me ,he replied
"Wow,I must have thrown it right through that hole"!!!



I overheard my nine year old son discussing a computer simulation game with a friend.
The game involved creating a family,a house to live in,and so forth
My son.an old hand at this game,gave this warning;"Wh**ever you do,don't get any kids.They don't bring in any money,and all they do is eat!"
There was a knock on my front door. br It was a sm... (show quote)

You did give the ball back to the kid, didn't you

Try not to be a curmudgeon, BB.

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Aug 27, 2017 10:41:09   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Bet he put it right back thru that hole showing that kid a thing or three .


slatten49 wrote:
You did give the ball back to the kid, didn't you

Try not to be a curmudgeon, BB.

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Aug 27, 2017 10:43:08   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
You did give the ball back to the kid, didn't you

Try not to be a curmudgeon, BB.


Better yet. Make the boy earn the return of the ball. Go to the hardware store get a new piece of glass and some window putty and get the boy and his father to come over so you can teach the boy how to do a window repair.

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Aug 27, 2017 10:45:05   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Man , that is so back when . I like it . But today you would
have two students . Father and son .

no propaganda please wrote:
Better yet. Make the boy earn the return of the ball. Go to the hardware store get a new piece of glass and some window putty and get the boy and his father to come over so you can teach the boy how to do a window repair.

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Aug 27, 2017 10:55:01   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
missinglink wrote:
Man , that is so back when . I like it . But today you would
have two students . Father and son .


Better yet. Learning is a life time adventure.

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Aug 27, 2017 11:13:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Better yet. Make the boy earn the return of the ball. Go to the hardware store get a new piece of glass and some window putty and get the boy and his father to come over so you can teach the boy how to do a window repair.

Excellent suggestion.

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Aug 27, 2017 12:10:06   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
missinglink wrote:
Bet he put it right back thru that hole showing that kid a thing or three .


naw,I got that ball on my fireplace mantel
Curmudgeon??
where do you come up with these words?
you do realize that I'm just a poor ol farm boy,doncha???

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Aug 27, 2017 12:34:55   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
naw,I got that ball on my fireplace mantel
Curmudgeon??
where do you come up with these words?
you do realize that I'm just a poor ol farm boy,doncha???

BB, are you being lazy, or is that you can't distinguish between Missing Link and myself

I understand, as we both are fine men in your mind, I'm sure.

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Aug 27, 2017 13:36:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
BB, are you being lazy, or is that you can't distinguish between Missing Link and myself

I understand, as we both are fine men in your mind, I'm sure.


I have an excuse
in just two days I will be officially --OLD


I do respect ML
tryin hard to respect you too
but I don't think I'm gonna get there

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Aug 27, 2017 13:47:24   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
I have an excuse
in just two days I will be officially --OLD


I do respect ML
tryin hard to respect you too
but I don't think I'm gonna get there


I will say a Tefillah, or two, that you will still be with us for the next two days...and beyond.

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Aug 27, 2017 13:49:02   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I have an excuse
in just two days I will be officially --OLD


I do respect ML
tryin hard to respect you too
but I don't think I'm gonna get there

"OLD " I think what you meant to write was you'll be 'OLDER/OLDEST'

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Aug 27, 2017 16:09:22   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
"OLD " I think what you meant to write was you'll be 'OLDER/OLDEST'


Rapidly approaching antediluvian.

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Aug 27, 2017 16:12:21   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Rapidly approaching antediluvian.

It has been long established that BB was First Mate on Noah's Ark.

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