The tough old cowboy...
Aug 24, 2017 16:09:37 #
Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie, and with the p***e for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado, rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales.
Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."
Old Red River Tom, the cowboy from Texas , remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...
Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."
Old Red River Tom, the cowboy from Texas , remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...
Aug 24, 2017 16:27:12 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire ... (show quote)
Impressive 
I'm from Texas, but sadly, I ain't 'Old Red River Tom.'
Aug 24, 2017 16:32:55 #
slatten49 wrote: Impressive
I'm from Texas, but sadly, I ain't 'Old Red River Tom.'
Impressive I'm from Texas, but sadly, I ain't 'Old Red River Tom.'
No, but I thought you could identify with him.
Aug 24, 2017 16:35:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
No, but I thought you could identify with him.
Well, yeah...in my dreams.
Aug 24, 2017 16:38:21 #
slatten49 wrote:
Well, yeah...in my dreams.
Well, they would be hot ones, wouldn't they?
Aug 24, 2017 16:46:46 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, they would be hot ones, wouldn't they?
Admittedly
, they've cooled down in recent years. 
Aug 24, 2017 19:22:46 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire ... (show quote)
I think I knew ole Tom. He had a really hot wife, and 6 head of kids.
Aug 24, 2017 19:28:21 #
archie bunker wrote:
I think I knew ole Tom. He had a really hot wife, and 6 head of kids.
Six head of kids. Yep, you are a Texan.
Aug 24, 2017 19:58:12 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Six head of kids. Yep, you are a Texan.
I'm surprised that he didn't refer to the really hot wife as a lovely little filly.
Aug 24, 2017 20:15:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'm surprised that he didn't refer to the really hot wife as a lovely little filly.
After 6 head of kids, she became a beautiful mare.
Out of the 6 head, he had 4 bull calves, and 2 heifers.
Aug 24, 2017 20:41:28 #
Aug 24, 2017 20:43:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Indeed, I second that.....
Arch is the real deal in knowledge of Texan husbandry.
Aug 24, 2017 20:55:29 #
slatten49 wrote:
Indeed, I second that.....
Arch is the real deal in knowledge of Texan husbandry.
Arch is the real deal in knowledge of Texan husbandry.
And he takes good care of his corral.
Aug 25, 2017 10:01:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
And he takes good care of his corral.
Maybe so, but it is he who is often corralled by the lovely & enchanting Mrs. 'B.'
Aug 25, 2017 10:34:52 #
slatten49 wrote:
Maybe so, but it is he who is often corralled by the lovely & enchanting Mrs. 'B.'
Yep, she ran me into the squeeze chute 22, or 3 years ago, and slapped her brand on me, and I've been in the corral ever since.
I sure hope she doesn't put me out to pasture someday, cause I like it here in the corral!
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