lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I went to the Farmers co-op to get some Chicken supplies. I found everything except the meal worms ( my chickens go bonkers for the damn things ), so I went to the counter to ask if they had any in the back. It was a very young women manning ( or is that womanning? ) the counter and I asked her if they had any meal worms. She looked at me funny and said " I'm sorry, but we don't sell groceries ". I thought she was making a joke, a good joke I must say............but she was not.

My laughter, choking, and near death, brought the manager out. Eventually, I was able to explain my seizure to him. Sure enough, there were meal worms in the back.

I asked the manager what he thought would happen if someone asked that girl for a tow rope.

badbobby Loc: texas

you lost me Doc

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Years ago, I patronized a Jewish deli in Houston, Texas. One morning, I asked a new young counter girl for a bagel. She looked confused, so I told her another name for it was Jewish donut. She promptly went to the shelf and brought me back a se******n to choose from. I had to assume she was not Jewish.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I said "meal worms" - she thought I meant worms to prepare for a meal.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Yep. Thankfully you didn't ask for a mountain oyster or a hillbilly hotdog.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Yes, those would have really thrown her, or....maybe not.

boatbob2

AND,Do you bagel eaters realize,that the baker,keeps a bakers dozen,of the most popular bagels,h*****g on his willy? for customers in a hurry (thats what the hole in the bagel is for.)