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Aug 23, 2017 17:49:48   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
A young man with his pants h*****g half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just h**e drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his 2017 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bulls**ttin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."

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Aug 23, 2017 17:56:12   #
Richard Rowland
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A young man with his pants h*****g half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just h**e drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his 2017 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bulls**ttin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."
A young man with his pants h*****g half off his as... (show quote)


Good one. pappa!

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Aug 23, 2017 17:56:59   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A young man with his pants h*****g half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just h**e drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his 2017 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bulls**ttin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."
A young man with his pants h*****g half off his as... (show quote)


Damn!!! Iwould of got mad and kicked her ass........ But this was very funny!!!

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Aug 23, 2017 18:12:24   #
peter11937 Loc: NYS
 
proud republican wrote:
Damn!!! Iwould of got mad and kicked her ass........ But this was very funny!!!


Yes, made my day, but shouldn't it be Teef, not teeth?

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Aug 23, 2017 19:36:23   #
vernon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A young man with his pants h*****g half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just h**e drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his 2017 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bulls**ttin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."
A young man with his pants h*****g half off his as... (show quote)


lamo

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Aug 24, 2017 10:58:20   #
bahmer
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A young man with his pants h*****g half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just h**e drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his 2017 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bulls**ttin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."
A young man with his pants h*****g half off his as... (show quote)





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Aug 24, 2017 13:11:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A young man with his pants h*****g half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just h**e drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his 2017 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."






The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bulls**ttin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."
A young man with his pants h*****g half off his as... (show quote)


gotta admit it Papi,
you finally told a funny one
now take the front seat

at least til I read another joke


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Aug 24, 2017 14:11:44   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
gotta admit it Papi,
you finally told a funny one
now take the front seat

at least til I read another joke



Thank you, BB, coming from you that is an accolade.

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Aug 24, 2017 17:30:13   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
😂😂😂😂😂

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Aug 25, 2017 08:10:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Thank you, BB, coming from you that is an accolade.


Well Papi
As a Swabbie
I praise those who stand out
even Marines

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