Thanks to the media feeding frenzy on everything violent, the minute by minute autopsies performed by actors portraying journalists, we have multiple copycat perpetrators all over the world. What fun and excitement it is to run over a bunch of innocent folks! The screams, blood, guts and body parts strewn about, cannot be adequately represented by still photography, so send us your videos and we'll air them on a special, on the 6 o'clock news, at 7 PM, at 10 PM, loop them online, and all night on our cable franchises!
The American people cannot get enough of murder, mayhem, chaos, catastrophic injury, seen in real time in high definition. Got a beef? Run over a bunch of folks with a car, truck, bus or bulldozer, and have your voice heard! Don't forget, make sure there is plenty of video footage, shot from every conceivable angle, because we want to see every gory scene in intimate detail.............like we were right there when it happened!
Our thanks to all the folks in the world, who overcome their instincts to help injured people and shoot those videos! How boring and sad the world would be, if dedicated folks like them weren't keeping us on the edge of our seats with their outstanding videography! Let emergency services stop the bleeding, that's what they're getting paid for......and keep those cameras rolling!
Our thanks must also go out to all our pretend journalists, who ignore real news to bring us blow by blow, ring side descriptions of the mayhem and chaos, and who will create some if nothing is found right away. Without their dedication and perseverance, we'd have to imagine all the blood and guts, not be able to actually see it in graphic detail.
Bring us more death, destruction and tragedy.................and make sure you get it on video!
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