Here is the latest line of Valentine's Cards.
1. The Newt Gingrich card: "Our love is eternal...until you find a lump...
2. The Bill Clinton card: "Our love IS forever......Honey, what is your definition of IS?
3. The Rush Limbaugh family values valentine: "Of all my wives you are my second favorite".
4. The Anthony Weiner card: "I just called to show you my love".
5. The Eliot Spitzer card: "Sweetie, we have the best love money can buy".
6. The John McCain card: "Honey, I will love you forever...or until I can find someone healthier, 20 years younger, and richer."
7. The Sen. Larry Craig card: "Our love makes me want to break out my tap dancing shoes".
8. The Dick Morris card: "Valentine, does this dog collar make me look fat?"
9. The John Kerry card: "Valentine, your billions mean nothing to me, I would love you even if you were as poor as Mother Teresa".
10. The Bob Filner card: "Wait...wait Valentine...come back...can't you take a joke??? I treat all the ladies that way....hey, lighten up...
Brian I was wondering what you were up to this is some funny stuff. And you wrote evenly for these pillars of our community. Good laughs. I also am happy as can be to know your stance on a******n. You said you were out for the little Guy and defenseless. Now you proved it. Vacuum joke was in the worst of taste. I hope your o.k. with honey after all that work.
I know it comes fairly easy with the material handed you
thanks for the laughs
cant beleve wrote:
Brian I was wondering what you were up to this is some funny stuff. And you wrote evenly for these pillars of our community. Good laughs. I also am happy as can be to know your stance on a******n. You said you were out for the little Guy and defenseless. Now you proved it. Vacuum joke was in the worst of taste. I hope your o.k. with honey after all that work.
I know it comes fairly easy with the material handed you
thanks for the laughs
Thanks for your comments.
Vacuum jokes to me are like AIDS jokes, holocaust jokes, or lynching jokes. There is nothing funny about people dying violent deaths. I am Jewish. I like Mel Brooks, and split my sides watching "Blazing Saddles", but I could never understand his making a Broadway comedy
about Adolph Hitler, "The Producers".
There is absolutely nothing funny about a******ns. I don't get how anyone could be so callous about the taking of a life.
If you want to reply, then
register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.