BadBobby and the Ferrari
Aug 3, 2017 10:08:20 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A hip young man goes out and buys himself an expensive car: A Ferrari 599 GTO. It costs him almost $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
BadBobby, on his moped, pulls up next to him. BB looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "It’s a Ferrari 599 GTO. It cost nearly half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says BB. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car is a limited edition model!” the young guy says proudly.
BadBobby asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner. So BB pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, BB says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show Bad Bobby just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 20 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly - whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction. It looked like BB on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How can a moped outrun a Ferrari!?"
But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh, Ka- blaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out, and it turns out to be BadBobby on the moped after all! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my god! Is there anything I can do for you?"
BadBobby whispers, breathlessly: "Un-hook...my suspenders... from your side-view mirror..."
BadBobby, on his moped, pulls up next to him. BB looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "It’s a Ferrari 599 GTO. It cost nearly half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says BB. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car is a limited edition model!” the young guy says proudly.
BadBobby asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner. So BB pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, BB says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show Bad Bobby just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 20 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly - whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction. It looked like BB on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How can a moped outrun a Ferrari!?"
But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh, Ka- blaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The young man jumps out, and it turns out to be BadBobby on the moped after all! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my god! Is there anything I can do for you?"
BadBobby whispers, breathlessly: "Un-hook...my suspenders... from your side-view mirror..."
Aug 3, 2017 10:26:49 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
A hip young man goes out and buys himself an expen... (show quote)
Yep, another one of those hangers on.
Aug 3, 2017 10:30:38 #
slatten49 wrote:
A hip young man goes out and buys himself an expen... (show quote)
Damm it! If you hadn't changed the title, I wouldn't have posted this joke again.
Aug 3, 2017 20:51:40 #
slatten49 wrote:
A hip young man goes out and buys himself an expen... (show quote)
BB is always getting his suspenders caught up in/on something.
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