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Feb 11, 2014 23:31:54   #
rhomin57 Loc: Far Northern CA.
 
Now this is a dirty joke, but I couldn't pass it up as far as sharing. Forgive me, but it is funny~


A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.

"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

"What are you doing" She asked.

He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."


rhomin57 wrote:
That is really cute~ Just can't get enough of Jokes:

There was a beautiful, but very old mansion sitting off by itself. At the long sidewalks entrance stood two eloquent scantly dressed statues each across from the other, upon pillars. A male and a female statues. One afternoon a little fairy appeared at the statues and gifted them with an hour of real life. Both statues quickly jumped down from their pillars, and disappeared into the nearest brush. After awhile the little fairy saw what looked like a struggle in the brush so flew over to investigate. What the little fairy saw and heard was the man and woman trying to hold down several pigeons with the man saying to the woman: now you hold them down while I poop on them!
That is really cute~ Just can't get enough of Joke... (show quote)

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Feb 11, 2014 23:42:35   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
rhomin57 wrote:
Now this is a dirty joke, but I couldn't pass it up as far as sharing. Forgive me, but it is funny~


A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.

"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.

The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

"What are you doing" She asked.

He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."
Now this is a dirty joke, but I couldn't pass it u... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

I have seen it previously, but still get a laugh from it. It is funnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy.

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Feb 12, 2014 18:18:06   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

I have seen it previously, but still get a laugh from it. It is funnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy.


Aunti will admit she found it funny. Initially, not funny; however, the punch line saved it. :oops:

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Feb 12, 2014 18:25:09   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
AuntiE wrote:
Aunti will admit she found it funny. Initially, not funny; however, the punch line saved it. :oops:


Me too.

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