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British humor as it used to be: Absolutely politically incorrect!
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It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on r****rs. They are putting some Tide washing powder in to stop the coloreds from running.
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
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R**ts in Birmingham last month caused over 1 million worth of improvements.
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Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, k*****g anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But, since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great !
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Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque. They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
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During last night's high winds, an African family was k**led by a falling tree. A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there."
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crime Watch is being shown 5 times a week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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An Emergency Call Center worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so when the train comes I can finally meet Allah." To which the call center employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line.

Loki Loc: Georgia

Brits are very good at droll.

waltmoreno

Here's another politically incorrect one. I saw a turban wearing muslim slip and fall into the icy river in New York City today. Being a good samaritan I promptly notified authorities. But not having seen or heard any news about his rescue, I'm starting to think I wasted a good postage stamp.

out of the woods Loc: to hell and gone New York State

Those are Great! Thanks!

waltmoreno

Or another one still.
Did you hear about the muslim who self-immolated by pouring a gallon of gasoline on himself and lighting a match?
Friends of the family have taken up a collection for his family.
So far they're up to 3 gallons.

boatbob2

HELL,I will donate 5 gallons !!!!!!!!!!!