Nutter Loc: Fly Over Zone

BLONDE FLIGHT ATTENDANT

A lawyer, boarded an airplane, in New Orleans with
a box of frozen crabs, and asked a blonde flight
attendant, take care of them for him.

She took the box, & promised to put it in the crews
refrigerator.

The Lawyer advised her, that he was holding her
personally responsible, for them staying frozen,
mentioning in an arrogant manner, that he was a
lawyer, & threatened what would happen to her,
if she let them, thaw out.

Shortly, before landing in New York, she used the
inter-com to announce to the entire cabin, 'Would
the lawyer who gave me the crabs, in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?' Not one hand went up, so
she took them home, and ate them.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers are not as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes are not as dumb as most folks think.