Football/Girlfriend
Feb 1, 2014 16:36:43 #
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Feb 1, 2014 17:23:10 #
AuntiE wrote:
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Ooooohhhh AuntiE!!! I do believe that this is quite an old joke but I still get a laugh out of it thanks again for the humor.
Feb 1, 2014 18:32:53 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
That "quarter" is probably worth 37 million dollars a year. I'd want it back too.
Feb 1, 2014 18:47:59 #
AuntiE wrote:
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Ohh AuntiE,,, once again you leave me in stitches !!!!
Feb 1, 2014 21:53:59 #
AuntiE wrote:
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
I love your sense of humor and your cat..............
Feb 2, 2014 01:36:05 #
Worried for our children wrote:
Ohh AuntiE,,, once again you leave me in stitches !!!!
Hemming or basting stitches? :D
Feb 2, 2014 04:40:56 #
AuntiE wrote:
Hemming or basting stitches? :D
Hemming ofcourse. Basting would imply that I was over weight, requiring stronger thread. Some in here would require it for their lips, because they can't keep their fat mouths shut. Just an observation.
Feb 2, 2014 08:08:04 #
Worried for our children wrote:
Hemming ofcourse. Basting would imply that I was over weight, requiring stronger thread. Some in here would require it for their lips, because they can't keep their fat mouths shut. Just an observation.
:thumbup: Succinct and to the point. Nice to make your acquaintance.
Feb 2, 2014 08:11:06 #
lpnmajor wrote:
That "quarter" is probably worth 37 million dollars a year. I'd want it back too.
Finders, Keepers...wonder who will bring their A game today and get to "keep" that "quarter".
Feb 2, 2014 10:26:27 #
Searching wrote:
Finders, Keepers...wonder who will bring their A game today and get to "keep" that "quarter".
I'm leaning toward the Broncos. I know that the Seahawks are awesome on defense but I believe that Mannings experience may be the deciding factor in this game. This is only a guess but that is the way I look at it.
Feb 2, 2014 10:43:28 #
bahmer wrote:
I'm leaning toward the Broncos. I know that the Seahawks are awesome on defense but I believe that Mannings experience may be the deciding factor in this game. This is only a guess but that is the way I look at it.
So, do you think "awesome defense" has the capability of trumping offense, that even a mediocre offense coupled with extreme defense could make it a Seahawks win? My husband (he's normally a Cowboys fan) and I were discussing that earlier -- that sometimes it doesn't matter if you have a spectacular offense -- if your defense is spot on -- and you have a "reasonable" offense -- enough to make the game a close one to begin with.
Feb 2, 2014 11:12:54 #
Searching wrote:
So, do you think "awesome defense" has the capability of trumping offense, that even a mediocre offense coupled with extreme defense could make it a Seahawks win? My husband (he's normally a Cowboys fan) and I were discussing that earlier -- that sometimes it doesn't matter if you have a spectacular offense -- if your defense is spot on -- and you have a "reasonable" offense -- enough to make the game a close one to begin with.
I am reminded of the Superbowl in which the Chicago Bears went up against the Indianapolis Colts with Peyton Manning at the helm and how they devastated the Bears which had an awesome defense and a so-so offense. You need both sides of the ball covered in the Superbowl and right now I believe that the Bronco's have both sides of the ball covered the best. I also know that Peyton Manning is a perfectionist and he is really the sergeant in charge of that team.
Feb 2, 2014 12:22:00 #
bahmer wrote:
I am reminded of the Superbowl in which the Chicago Bears went up against the Indianapolis Colts with Peyton Manning at the helm and how they devastated the Bears which had an awesome defense and a so-so offense. You need both sides of the ball covered in the Superbowl and right now I believe that the Bronco's have both sides of the ball covered the best. I also know that Peyton Manning is a perfectionist and he is really the sergeant in charge of that team.
:thumbup: Indeed Peyton is!! Enjoy!!
Feb 2, 2014 12:50:28 #
Slingblade68
Loc: Charleston SC
AuntiE wrote:
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Oh! Auntie, you just brought a smile to my face. Thank you..
Feb 2, 2014 12:55:26 #
Slingblade68 wrote:
Oh! Auntie, you just brought a smile to my face. Thank you..
Always a pleasure. :D
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