badbobby Loc: texas

proof that this world is nuts

In Lebanon,men are legally allowed to have sex with animals
but the animal must be female
having sex with a male animal is punishable by death(that makes sense??)

In Bahrain,a male doctor may legally examine a woman's g*****ls,but is prohibited from looking directly at them
he may see their reflection in a mirror ,only(guess they look different in reverse)

Muslims are banned from looking at the g*****ls of a corpse
This also applies to undertakers,the sex organs of the deceased must be covered by a piece of wood or a brick(a brick???)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation(I'm glad I don't live in Indonesia--that's far worse than just going blind)

There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Under Guam law,it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry .(Think about this;is there another job in the world,that even comes close???)

In Hong Kong,a betrayed wife may legally k**l her adulterous husband.But--may do so using only her bare hands.
On the other hand,the husband's illicit lover may be k**led in any manner desired(Ah, justice!!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,England,but only in tropical fish stores.(of course,where else?)

In Cali,Columbia woman may have sex only with her husband,(???)the woman's mother must be present to witness the act during their first copulation!(Ooooh,--shudder)

In Santa Cruz ,Bolivia,it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time(wonder why?)

In Maryland,USA,it is illegal to sell condoms in a dispensing machine,with one exception;condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are consumed on the premises(Is this a great country??)---(Well not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a brick wall uses up 150 calories an hour.(Who volunteered for this test??)

An ant can lift 50 times it's own weight and can pull even more.The ant always falls over on it's right side,when intoxicated(Our government paid for this research???)

Butterflies taste with their feet and elephants can hear through their feet(imagine that)

Starfish don't have brains(I know some folks ,dastardly Jarheads,on OPP like that)

An ostrich's eye is larger than it's brain(I know some folks,dastardly Jarheads, on OPP like that)

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Does the job in Guam come with health insurance, 401K, vacation time, etc.?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Will Mrs. B. travel with you to Guam, Arch

I thought not.

badbobby Loc: texas

do you really care??

archie bunker Loc: Texas

No. Unfortunately, she will have to stay home, and maintain the home front while I'm out working to secure our future.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You're a dedicated man, Archie Bunker. Somehow, though, I doubt Mrs. B. thinks in as altruistic terms as you.

badbobby Loc: texas

Arch just has his prerequisites in order Slat
unlike certain Marines

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I suspect that you are right Mr. Slatten. She wouldn't know how to act if I wasn't there to load her up in the morning.

Just for clarification, I load her truck every morning.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Thanks for the clarification, Arch.