badbobby Loc: texas

Every Friday night after work,Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison steak
the neighbors on each side and across the street and behind him were all Catholic,and they of course were forbidden to eat meat meat on Friday
But the delicious aroma of the grilled venison permeated the neighborhood and caused much grief for his neighbors.So they went to their Priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba,and after much discussion of the different religions,suggested to Bubba that he should become a Catholic
Bubba agreed ,and after countless hours of study,he was ready for his first Mass
The priest carefully sprinkled Holy Water over Bubba while making this speech;"Bubba you were born a Baptist,and raised a Baptist,but now you are a Catholic

Bubbas neighbors were greatly relieved---until Friday night rolled around
Again the wonderful aroma of grilled venison permeated the neighborhood
They immediately called the Priest and informed him of the situation
The priest rushed to Bubbas house,entered the back yard,prepared to greatly admonish Bubba
But he stopped and stared in amazement

There was Bubba ,clutching a small bottle of water,which he carefully sprinkled on the venison,while saying
"You were born a deer,and raised as a deer--but now you is catfish"!!!

Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon

Miracle conversion...nice...

bahmer

Its amazing what a little holy water can do that's for sure.

PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco

I almost spit my coffee out.

pafret Loc: Northeast

Miracles never cease!

Kazudy

Atta boy Bubba.

Mike Easterday

Go Bubba !!!