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Jun 10, 2017 20:35:17   #
Mr Bombastic
 
This chimp has actually learned how to build a fire and toast marshmallows. What next? Are you worried? I am. Maybe I just watched too many planet of the apes movies?

http://youtu.be/GQcN7lHSD5Y

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Jun 10, 2017 21:52:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
This chimp has actually learned how to build a fire and toast marshmallows. What next? Are you worried? I am. Maybe I just watched too many planet of the apes movies?

http://youtu.be/GQcN7lHSD5Y


bonobo huh
wonder how he took time off from his usual gymnastics
bonobos have almost perpetual sex,dontcha know
male ,male
male, female
youngster, oldster,
just one big gangbang
yeah,I'm worried they are gonna outnumber the human race

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Jun 10, 2017 22:55:42   #
Mr Bombastic
 
badbobby wrote:
bonobo huh
wonder how he took time off from his usual gymnastics
bonobos have almost perpetual sex,dontcha know
male ,male
male, female
youngster, oldster,
just one big gangbang
yeah,I'm worried they are gonna outnumber the human race


Well. Now that they can make fire, it's only a matter of time before they start making tools. Then we're really screwed. We should exterminate them now. Before it's too late.

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Jun 10, 2017 23:03:44   #
padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
This chimp has actually learned how to build a fire and toast marshmallows. What next? Are you worried? I am. Maybe I just watched too many planet of the apes movies?

http://youtu.be/GQcN7lHSD5Y


I want one that can do yard work!

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Jun 11, 2017 11:25:36   #
EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Well. Now that they can make fire, it's only a matter of time before they start making tools. Then we're really screwed. We should exterminate them now. Before it's too late.


Actually they already been documented using tools. One example was using a stick to reach into a termites nest to collect them to eat. I'm sure there are other examples.

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Jun 11, 2017 11:43:30   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Well. Now that they can make fire, it's only a matter of time before they start making tools. Then we're really screwed. We should exterminate them now. Before it's too late.


Obama would have issued them EBT cards and free cell-phones by now!

SEMPER FI

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Jun 11, 2017 11:47:47   #
Mr Bombastic
 
mongo wrote:
Obama would have issued them EBT cards and free cell-phones by now!

SEMPER FI


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

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Jun 11, 2017 11:48:35   #
Mr Bombastic
 
mongo wrote:
Obama would have issued them EBT cards and free cell-phones by now!

SEMPER FI


And he'd have a new crop of democrat v**ers.

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Jun 11, 2017 14:19:08   #
bahmer
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
This chimp has actually learned how to build a fire and toast marshmallows. What next? Are you worried? I am. Maybe I just watched too many planet of the apes movies?

http://youtu.be/GQcN7lHSD5Y


The new democrat v**er for sure.

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Jun 11, 2017 16:02:13   #
Mr Bombastic
 
bahmer wrote:
The new democrat v**er for sure.


Speaking of Democrats...



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Jun 11, 2017 16:09:05   #
bahmer
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Speaking of Democrats...


The capitalist bartender gets screwed again along with the owner of the bar.

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Jun 11, 2017 16:16:37   #
Mr Bombastic
 
bahmer wrote:
The capitalist bartender gets screwed again along with the owner of the bar.




And you know damn well they didn't tip the bartender.

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Jun 11, 2017 16:19:00   #
bahmer
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:


And you know damn well they didn't tip the bartender.


True how true.

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Jun 11, 2017 18:19:06   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Well. Now that they can make fire, it's only a matter of time before they start making tools. Then we're really screwed. We should exterminate them now. Before it's too late.

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Chimps already can make tools. Do you think you'll catch up to them?

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Jun 11, 2017 18:29:10   #
Mr Bombastic
 
Alicia wrote:
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Chimps already can make tools. Do you think you'll catch up to them?


What does it say about you, that you felt the need to jump on a thread that was meant for fun, and insult me? You need professional help.

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