Mr Bombastic wrote:
A man was eating at a fine restaurant one day. He started choking on his food, so another customer decided to help. He yanked the man out of his chair, pulled down his pants and started licking his butt. The man was so surprised that he managed coughed up what he was choking on. The guy saved his life, but he couldn't help asking about his peculiar method of doing so. The guy asked him...Haven't you ever heard of the hiney-lick maneuver?