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Saskatchewan Farmer
Jun 9, 2017 07:06:47   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Saskatchewan Farmer
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drove in and came up to the porch.
"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milk weed!" the farmer replied.
"Oh yes," said the young man. "I have a degree in Agriculture from the University of Saskatchewan so I
know all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk.

The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young man explained about his degree so the farmer agreed to let
him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.

The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow down by the creek."

The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you."

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Jun 9, 2017 07:26:24   #
Big dog
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Saskatchewan Farmer
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drove in and came up to the porch.
"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milk weed!" the farmer replied.
"Oh yes," said the young man. "I have a degree in Agriculture from the University of Saskatchewan so I
know all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk.

The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young man explained about his degree so the farmer agreed to let
him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.

The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow down by the creek."

The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you."
Saskatchewan Farmer br A farmer was sitting on his... (show quote)


Good one.

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Jun 9, 2017 12:15:32   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Saskatchewan Farmer
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drove in and came up to the porch.
"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milk weed!" the farmer replied.
"Oh yes," said the young man. "I have a degree in Agriculture from the University of Saskatchewan so I
know all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk.

The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young man explained about his degree so the farmer agreed to let
him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.

The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow down by the creek."

The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you."
Saskatchewan Farmer br A farmer was sitting on his... (show quote)




What was his technique? Did he grab it or sort of sneak up on it?

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Jun 9, 2017 12:45:24   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
pafret wrote:
What was his technique? Did he grab it or sort of sneak up on it?


As I see it; He must have pulled them up by the roots.

OUCH!!!

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Jun 10, 2017 12:03:05   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Saskatchewan Farmer
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drove in and came up to the porch.
"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milk weed!" the farmer replied.
"Oh yes," said the young man. "I have a degree in Agriculture from the University of Saskatchewan so I
know all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk.

The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young man explained about his degree so the farmer agreed to let
him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.

The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow down by the creek."

The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you."
Saskatchewan Farmer br A farmer was sitting on his... (show quote)



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Jun 10, 2017 12:09:41   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Saskatchewan Farmer
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drove in and came up to the porch.
"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milk weed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"
"You don't get milk from milk weed!" the farmer replied.
"Oh yes," said the young man. "I have a degree in Agriculture from the University of Saskatchewan so I
know all about it."
"Well, help yourself," said the farmer. He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk.

The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"
"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer. Again the young man explained about his degree so the farmer agreed to let
him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.

The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house.
"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow down by the creek."

The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you."
Saskatchewan Farmer br A farmer was sitting on his... (show quote)



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Jun 10, 2017 12:58:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:



a question
do them things only grow in Saskatchewan???

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Jun 13, 2017 10:06:18   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
a question
do them things only grow in Saskatchewan???


So they say~~ Lololol

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