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Jun 6, 2017 16:16:55   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
Boy Lost in Wal-Mart

A little story to make you feel better.
Trust me you will chuckle.

A little boy was found crying in a Toronto Wal-Mart.
When asked what was wrong, he told the
security guard that he had lost his mom.

"What does she look like?" asked the security guy.

"I don't know" sobbed the boy.



A moment later his mother came down the aisle ...



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Jun 6, 2017 16:21:24   #
bahmer
 
pafret wrote:
Boy Lost in Wal-Mart

A little story to make you feel better.
Trust me you will chuckle.

A little boy was found crying in a Toronto Wal-Mart.
When asked what was wrong, he told the
security guard that he had lost his mom.

"What does she look like?" asked the security guy.

"I don't know" sobbed the boy.



A moment later his mother came down the aisle ...


Yup that sums it up for sure.

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Jun 6, 2017 16:23:09   #
Fred Grugel
 
Jerks! Go away please.

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Jun 6, 2017 16:25:21   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
bahmer wrote:
Yup that sums it up for sure.



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Jun 6, 2017 16:29:35   #
bahmer
 
Fred Grugel wrote:
Jerks! Go away please.


Sounds like we have an upset muslim in the crowd.

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Jun 6, 2017 16:44:19   #
Mr Bombastic
 
bahmer wrote:
Sounds like we have an upset muslim in the crowd.


Does anyone care? I sure don't. Poor little snowflakes.

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Jun 6, 2017 16:47:13   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
Fred Grugel wrote:
Jerks! Go away please.


Five to one think it is funny -- looks like you are the jerk. Adios -- put me on ignore - please.

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Jun 6, 2017 16:47:14   #
bahmer
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
Does anyone care? I sure don't. Poor little snowflakes.


Pretty soon we will have so many safe places normal people won't have any place to live. It will be just be one big safe place.

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Jun 6, 2017 16:51:06   #
Mr Bombastic
 
bahmer wrote:
Pretty soon we will have so many safe places normal people won't have any place to live. It will be just be one big safe place.


That would be a huge problem for them. We'd be inside their safe space, since there would be nowhere else to go. What would the poor little snowflakes do then? Because I ain't gonna behave.

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Jun 6, 2017 16:52:39   #
bahmer
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
That would be a huge problem for them. We'd be inside their safe space, since there would be nowhere else to go. What would the poor little snowflakes do then? Because I ain't gonna behave.


You bad boy you.

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Jun 6, 2017 17:02:32   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
pafret wrote:
Five to one think it is funny -- looks like you are the jerk. Adios -- put me on ignore - please.


I think it's funny, and I don't even have a measurable sense of humor.

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Jun 6, 2017 17:23:09   #
Mr Bombastic
 
pafret wrote:
Boy Lost in Wal-Mart

A little story to make you feel better.
Trust me you will chuckle.

A little boy was found crying in a Toronto Wal-Mart.
When asked what was wrong, he told the
security guard that he had lost his mom.

"What does she look like?" asked the security guy.

"I don't know" sobbed the boy.



A moment later his mother came down the aisle ...


I was just thinking...That would be the perfect get-up for robbing a bank. I can see it now...

Officer: Can you describe the suspect?

Bank employee: Well, he looked kinda like a sack of potatoes.

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Jun 6, 2017 17:28:30   #
bahmer
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
I was just thinking...That would be the perfect get-up for robbing a bank. I can see it now...

Officer: Can you describe the suspect?

Bank employee: Well, he looked kinda like a sack of potatoes.


A big 200 lb. black sack of potatoes, but you couldn't see the potatoes, all you could see is the two eyes of the potatoes.

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Jun 6, 2017 20:45:31   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
bahmer wrote:
A big 200 lb. black sack of potatoes, but you couldn't see the potatoes, all you could see is the two eyes of the potatoes.





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Jun 7, 2017 07:43:57   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
pafret wrote:
Boy Lost in Wal-Mart

A little story to make you feel better.
Trust me you will chuckle.

A little boy was found crying in a Toronto Wal-Mart.
When asked what was wrong, he told the
security guard that he had lost his mom.

"What does she look like?" asked the security guy.

"I don't know" sobbed the boy.



A moment later his mother came down the aisle ...



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