Fishing on Fridays. A smile.
Jun 6, 2017 13:24:31 #
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, ...............But I fish on Fridays!
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, ...............But I fish on Fridays!
Jun 6, 2017 13:39:34 #
Jun 7, 2017 10:19:09 #
I had a like situation when I lived in Alabama Friday fishing was a must, the real treat for me was a trip to Leroy Slicks used car emporium and right next door was was Mamma Slicks massage parlor.Besides the clunker that Leroy sold me and the torturous event with Mamma Slick, I think that I'll stick with my own 'mamma'. At least she won't 'rub' me the wrong way two times the same day.
Jun 7, 2017 11:13:00 #
Jun 7, 2017 11:13:48 #
pappadeux wrote:
I had a like situation when I lived in Alabama Friday fishing was a must, the real treat for me was a trip to Leroy Slicks used car emporium and right next door was was Mamma Slicks massage parlor.Besides the clunker that Leroy sold me and the torturous event with Mamma Slick, I think that I'll stick with my own 'mamma'. At least she won't 'rub' me the wrong way two times the same day.
Jun 7, 2017 17:10:49 #
Big Bass wrote:
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife cam... (show quote)
Dam
wouldn't work at all for me
I fish most every day
goodun BB
Jun 7, 2017 17:40:16 #
Big Bass wrote:
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife cam... (show quote)
Oh if it were only that, easy.
Jun 8, 2017 10:42:27 #
Jun 8, 2017 10:43:32 #
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