Alternate meanings
Jun 5, 2017 13:51:01 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), a garlic-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Pokemon (n.), a Jamaican proctologist.
Frsibeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), a garlic-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Pokemon (n.), a Jamaican proctologist.
Frsibeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Jun 5, 2017 15:15:49 #
Jun 5, 2017 15:30:29 #
slatten49 wrote:
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having ... (show quote)
The last one is the little hole that the doctor leaves for your circumcision scar to heal.
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