An Overweight Blonde Visits a Doctor...
Jun 3, 2017 23:38:14 #
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from skipping."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from skipping."
Jun 4, 2017 00:20:03 #
Jun 4, 2017 13:23:38 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put... (show quote)
I figured out why I'm so much overweight---
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Jun 4, 2017 21:46:09 #
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