PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

A Ford motor mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a V8 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his work shop.

The doctor was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey doc, take a look at this."

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So doc, look here. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and replaced anything damaged and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7 million when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: "Try doing it with the engine running!"

badbobby Loc: texas

like a Jarhead asking a sailor how to sail a ship

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Or, a Squid asking a Marine how to kick a**.

badbobby Loc: texas

being a Naval person
Im' willing to learn
at least I'm open to new tricks
unlike my Marine brethren

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I knew a gal named Trixie a while back...does that count

badbobby Loc: texas

that gal with the huge er ah appetite?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Depends upon the kind of appetite to which you're referring.

badbobby Loc: texas

yeah
that one

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

That's the one