Rabbi and the Priest
May 30, 2017 09:31:25 #
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane
The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said,"Tell me ,is it still a requirement of your faith that you eat not of pork"?
The rabbi answered,"Yes Father ,that is still our belief"
The Priest then asked"Then ,have you ever eaten pork"?
"sadly,yes Father,on just one occasion I succumbed to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich"
The priest nodded his understanding and started reading a pamphlet
A little later the Rabbi asked the Priest
"now Father ,is it still a requirement of your church that you should remain celibate"?The priest replied"Yes,that is still very much a part of our faith"
The Rabbi then asked"then Father,have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh"?
"sadly Rabbi,on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith"
the Rabbi nodded his understanding and was quiet for a minute
finally he said
"Beats a ham sandwich"
The Priest turned to the Rabbi and said,"Tell me ,is it still a requirement of your faith that you eat not of pork"?
The rabbi answered,"Yes Father ,that is still our belief"
The Priest then asked"Then ,have you ever eaten pork"?
"sadly,yes Father,on just one occasion I succumbed to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich"
The priest nodded his understanding and started reading a pamphlet
A little later the Rabbi asked the Priest
"now Father ,is it still a requirement of your church that you should remain celibate"?The priest replied"Yes,that is still very much a part of our faith"
The Rabbi then asked"then Father,have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh"?
"sadly Rabbi,on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith"
the Rabbi nodded his understanding and was quiet for a minute
finally he said
"Beats a ham sandwich"
May 30, 2017 10:11:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane br Th... (show quote)
Yes, it does.
Every time.
May 30, 2017 10:15:36 #
badbobby wrote:
A priest and a Rabbi sat together on a plane br Th... (show quote)
Yes, it certainly does.. Of course food is uhmm nevahhh mind, slatt is here.....
May 30, 2017 11:02:58 #
May 30, 2017 16:30:46 #
lindajoy wrote:
Yes, it certainly does.. Of course food is uhmm nevahhh mind, slatt is here.....
did you inadvertantly blurt the word food
or are you just tormenting Slat???
May 30, 2017 16:33:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
did you inadvertantly blurt the word food
or are you just tormenting Slat???
or are you just tormenting Slat???
Not a problem I can't handle, BB. Being married forever, I know about being tormented.
May 30, 2017 16:51:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
Not a problem I can't handle, BB. Being married forever, I know about being tormented.
Lolololol spoken like a true hubby!!!
You make your lovely proud and Bobby go that damn dastardly marine!!! Lololol
May 30, 2017 17:20:53 #
slatten49 wrote:
Not a problem I can't handle, BB. Being married forever, I know about being tormented.
yeah
but when the tormenting stops for a while and things start to heat---mayhaps I shouldn't go there
May 30, 2017 17:37:03 #
badbobby wrote:
yeah
but when the tormenting stops for a while and things start to heat---mayhaps I shouldn't go there
but when the tormenting stops for a while and things start to heat---mayhaps I shouldn't go there
Awww go ahead, lolololololl
May 30, 2017 18:34:12 #
lindajoy wrote:
Awww go ahead, lolololololl
I'm on my good behavior Linda
I've already been called a trouble maker
May 30, 2017 18:58:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I'm on my good behavior Linda
I've already been called a trouble maker
I've already been called a trouble maker
More akin to a gnat on my a** trying to bite through heavy denim overalls...a bit of a nuisance is all.
May 30, 2017 19:38:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
More akin to a gnat on my a** trying to bite through heavy denim overalls...a bit of a nuisance is all.
izzat bettern a trouble maker???
May 30, 2017 19:55:10 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
izzat bettern a trouble maker???
Dwell on it for awhile.
May 31, 2017 15:35:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
Dwell on it for awhile.
been dwellin a long time
still wanna know
May 31, 2017 17:22:34 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
been dwellin a long time
still wanna know
still wanna know
It means that when one tries to be a troublemaker, all they really amount to is being a minor pain in the rear...a slight nuisance.
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