Slatten and the Sgt Major
May 29, 2017 13:11:50 #
Slat and his lovely wife had been married a few weeks
One evening Slat said to the Sgt Major(his Wife)
"Honey Pie,I'm goin down to Archie's Bar and have a couple of beers,I won't be gone long.Promise"
The S.M. replied,"You want a couple of beers,my love?"She opened the fridge and showed him an array of beers.
Beers from Germany,France,England,Mexico and Canada,and even Japan and China.
Slat replied"Well,yes ,my lovey,but at Archie's they have these big frozen mugs,I'll only be gone a short time,sweety"
But the S.M. said"you want a frozen mug huh, puppy face?"reached into the deep freeze and came up with a huge frozen mug
Now Slat was getting a little desperate"But Turtle dove,at Archies they have these tasty hors-d-oueves,I promise I'll be right back dear'
But the S.M.SAid "you want Hors-d-oueves Peachy Pie?'",opened the fridge and showed him all kinds of tasty tidbits
chicken wings,pigs in a blanket,mushrooms and little quiches
Slat now really feeling he was in trouble tried once more
But lover,at Archie"s we all talk real loud and swear and say dirty words,now sweetie I won't be gone long,i promise"
But the Sgt Major said You want swearing,loud talk,and dirty words my Sweety Pie?"
OK then, Doll Face,
SHUT YOUR F------N PIE HOLE.SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN,SHUT THE HELL UP,DRINK THE FRIGGIN BEER IN YOUR YOUR STUPID DAMNED FROZEN MUG,EAT YOUR DUMBASS TIDBITS IN THE FRIDGE AND DO ALL THAT RIgHT HERE.
YOU ARE NOT IN THE FRIGGIN CORPS ANY MORE.YOU ARE MARRIED NOW,AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOOO NOT GOING TO ARCHIES BAR
THAT CRAP IS ALL OVER.GOT IT DUMBASS?/
and Slat and the Sgt Major have lived happily(well as happily as anyone)ever since
Now aint that a lovely story?
I will ask forgiveness from the Sgt major
I know she is much too nice a person to use such vile language
and ask Slat not to be too hard on me in return
because the Devil made me do it
One evening Slat said to the Sgt Major(his Wife)
"Honey Pie,I'm goin down to Archie's Bar and have a couple of beers,I won't be gone long.Promise"
The S.M. replied,"You want a couple of beers,my love?"She opened the fridge and showed him an array of beers.
Beers from Germany,France,England,Mexico and Canada,and even Japan and China.
Slat replied"Well,yes ,my lovey,but at Archie's they have these big frozen mugs,I'll only be gone a short time,sweety"
But the S.M. said"you want a frozen mug huh, puppy face?"reached into the deep freeze and came up with a huge frozen mug
Now Slat was getting a little desperate"But Turtle dove,at Archies they have these tasty hors-d-oueves,I promise I'll be right back dear'
But the S.M.SAid "you want Hors-d-oueves Peachy Pie?'",opened the fridge and showed him all kinds of tasty tidbits
chicken wings,pigs in a blanket,mushrooms and little quiches
Slat now really feeling he was in trouble tried once more
But lover,at Archie"s we all talk real loud and swear and say dirty words,now sweetie I won't be gone long,i promise"
But the Sgt Major said You want swearing,loud talk,and dirty words my Sweety Pie?"
OK then, Doll Face,
SHUT YOUR F------N PIE HOLE.SIT YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN,SHUT THE HELL UP,DRINK THE FRIGGIN BEER IN YOUR YOUR STUPID DAMNED FROZEN MUG,EAT YOUR DUMBASS TIDBITS IN THE FRIDGE AND DO ALL THAT RIgHT HERE.
YOU ARE NOT IN THE FRIGGIN CORPS ANY MORE.YOU ARE MARRIED NOW,AND YOUR SORRY ASS IS SOOO NOT GOING TO ARCHIES BAR
THAT CRAP IS ALL OVER.GOT IT DUMBASS?/
and Slat and the Sgt Major have lived happily(well as happily as anyone)ever since
Now aint that a lovely story?
I will ask forgiveness from the Sgt major
I know she is much too nice a person to use such vile language
and ask Slat not to be too hard on me in return
because the Devil made me do it
May 29, 2017 13:17:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Slat and his lovely wife had been married a few we... (show quote)
Actually, BB, that is pretty much a true story.
May 29, 2017 16:15:35 #
badbobby wrote:
Slat and his lovely wife had been married a few we... (show quote)
Holy hell the visual is k**lin me and slatt is likely gunna k**l you!!!
Good grief I can not stop laughing!!
May 29, 2017 16:37:02 #
slatten49 wrote:
Actually, BB, that is pretty much a true story.
Lololololol
May 29, 2017 18:00:12 #
May 29, 2017 21:46:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
well he admits the t***h
"The t***h shall set you free," BB.
You ought'a try it. May 30, 2017 02:21:14 #
For two wonderful men here that always makes others smile or laugh...
http://eaglerising.com/44238/some-gave-all-remembering-our-heroes-in-color-video/
http://eaglerising.com/44238/some-gave-all-remembering-our-heroes-in-color-video/
May 30, 2017 08:40:24 #
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May 30, 2017 08:55:03 #
kenvrla wrote:
Damn autocorrect crap!
Lololol, I h**e mine too!! I make enough mistakes on my own without it helping me!! Even changes words to something I did not even say!!
I h**e Safari!!
May 30, 2017 09:04:46 #
lindajoy wrote:
Lololol, I h**e mine too!! I make enough mistakes on my own without it helping me!! Even changes words to something I did not even say!!
I h**e Safari!!
I h**e Safari!!
them dastardly Marines prolly dreamed up Safari
May 30, 2017 09:13:23 #
badbobby wrote:
them dastardly Marines prolly dreamed up Safari
ohh I do believe that!!! Yes, My Bobby I surely do!!!
May 30, 2017 10:00:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
them dastardly Marines prolly dreamed up Safari
Actually, anything dreamed up that becomes a nightmare has to be that of a Squid/Water Lily.
May 30, 2017 10:01:17 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lindajoy wrote:
ohh I do believe that!!! Yes, My Bobby I surely do!!!
Et tu, L-J
May 30, 2017 10:13:29 #
slatten49 wrote:
Et tu, L-J
Yes, you have to admit it is comical the first thought was as such.. I'm loling just replying....
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