Ten Reasons To V**e Democrat
Jan 21, 2014 17:57:05 #
TeaPartyRon
Loc: Tennessee
A little humor, but oh so true of being a Democrat.
Douglas Smith · Top Commentator · Technical High School
Something I just had to share. Hope you all do the same.......
Ten reasons to v**e Democrat this fall:
1. I'm v****g Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
wh**ever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
2. I'm v****g Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.
3. I'm v****g Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
4. I'm v****g Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
5. I'm v****g Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service
that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a
home invasion.
6. I'm v****g Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and
comfy.
7. I'm v****g Democrat because I think i*****l a***ns have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we
should take away the social security from those who paid into it.
8. I'm v****g Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
Democrats see fit.
9. I'm v****g Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the v**ers.
10. I'm v****g Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions
for their oil to people who h**e us, but not drill our own because it
might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.
"The difference between Genius and Stupidity; is that Genius has its limits" : (Albert Einstein)
Douglas Smith · Top Commentator · Technical High School
Something I just had to share. Hope you all do the same.......
Ten reasons to v**e Democrat this fall:
1. I'm v****g Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
wh**ever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
2. I'm v****g Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
of gas at 15% isn't.
3. I'm v****g Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
4. I'm v****g Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
5. I'm v****g Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service
that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a
home invasion.
6. I'm v****g Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and
comfy.
7. I'm v****g Democrat because I think i*****l a***ns have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we
should take away the social security from those who paid into it.
8. I'm v****g Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
Democrats see fit.
9. I'm v****g Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the v**ers.
10. I'm v****g Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions
for their oil to people who h**e us, but not drill our own because it
might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.
"The difference between Genius and Stupidity; is that Genius has its limits" : (Albert Einstein)
Jan 21, 2014 18:00:24 #
It's obvious you only know right wingers because Dems don't say things like this but then you are all know for your fantasies and bulls**t.
Jan 21, 2014 18:53:36 #
USpatriot77
Loc: USA
TeaPartyRon wrote:
A little humor, but oh so true of being a Democrat... (show quote)
The t***h always hurts the ones responsible for the errors.
To offend someone is an infraction, to completely piss off a Democrat is pure ecstacy!!
:-D :-D :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 21, 2014 19:25:33 #
Don Overton wrote:
It's obvious you only know right wingers because Dems don't say things like this but then you are all know for your fantasies and bulls**t.
I believe TPD is referring more towards how the majority of Dems in congress have v**ed over the years. This is no reflection on other Dems who may be a bit more moderate. Many folks on the other side of the aisle are no prize winners either.
Jan 21, 2014 20:16:11 #
TeaPartyRon wrote:
A little humor, but oh so true of being a Democrat... (show quote)
Humor aside, this accurately reflects the new American Democrat...the Progressive or, c*******t. They ain't your daddy's Democrat. There is nothing centrist or compassionate about them. Obama has opened the Pandora's box empowering these parasites as Nikita Khrushchev predicted would happen. The reality is we may not be able to stop them; half our nation is now entitlement crazed and will do what's necessary to keep their meal ticket.
Jan 22, 2014 04:36:56 #
That's about your mental acuity.
USpatriot77 wrote:
The t***h always hurts the ones responsible for the errors.
To offend someone is an infraction, to completely piss off a Democrat is pure ecstacy!!
:-D :-D :thumbup: :thumbup:
To offend someone is an infraction, to completely piss off a Democrat is pure ecstacy!!
:-D :-D :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 22, 2014 04:39:15 #
half our nation is now entitlement crazed and will do what's necessary to keep their meal ticket.
The the other half are h**e filled greedy r****t.
The the other half are h**e filled greedy r****t.
Jan 22, 2014 05:29:33 #
Don Overton wrote:
half our nation is now entitlement crazed and will do what's necessary to keep their meal ticket.
The the other half are h**e filled greedy r****t.
The the other half are h**e filled greedy r****t.
The h**efilled greedy r****ts; Oh, you must mean the half who work for a living and who pay the majority of taxes for the liberals to redistribute to the entitlement crazed. Those h**efilled greedy r****ts? Just want to make sure we get those assholes properly identified...
Jan 22, 2014 07:05:17 #
You know it never used to be that way. Most people weren't h**e filled or r****t. Both sides, though different in the way they thought about how things should be, were, in the end, civil towards one another. Then came along people like you that have shown others that you can h**e people with different views and somehow enjoy the feeling. You can say anything that comes into your head regardless of how it made others feel, as long as you felt good about saying it.
I would like you to keep it up. Keep spewing your h**e while telling everyone else how h**efull they are. It's the only way to wake up the good and decent people in this country and have them unite to crush and eliminate your kind once and for all. I'm guessing you won't agree with me.
I would like you to keep it up. Keep spewing your h**e while telling everyone else how h**efull they are. It's the only way to wake up the good and decent people in this country and have them unite to crush and eliminate your kind once and for all. I'm guessing you won't agree with me.
Jan 22, 2014 07:36:54 #
jpatriot wrote:
You know it never used to be that way. Most people... (show quote)
jpatriot,
Read your post and felt I had to give it a thumbs up; all very true and insightful.
I might add that if you look at this administration's policies (and actions) you could easily come to the conclusion that it is being done on purpose; resentment between different groups are being fostered by Obama's administration. And always "r****t" accusations, that is insulting.
:thumbup: :thumbup: 1oldgeezer
Jan 22, 2014 08:27:37 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Don Overton wrote:
It's obvious you only know right wingers because Dems don't say things like this but then you are all know for your fantasies and bulls**t.
:thumbup:
Jan 22, 2014 10:12:36 #
Jan 22, 2014 10:13:20 #
Jan 22, 2014 11:13:33 #
1OldGeezer wrote:
jpatriot,
Read your post and felt I had to give it a thumbs up; all very true and insightful.
I might add that if you look at this administration's policies (and actions) you could easily come to the conclusion that it is being done on purpose; resentment between different groups are being fostered by Obama's administration. And always "r****t" accusations, that is insulting.
:thumbup: :thumbup: 1oldgeezer
Read your post and felt I had to give it a thumbs up; all very true and insightful.
I might add that if you look at this administration's policies (and actions) you could easily come to the conclusion that it is being done on purpose; resentment between different groups are being fostered by Obama's administration. And always "r****t" accusations, that is insulting.
:thumbup: :thumbup: 1oldgeezer
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 22, 2014 11:15:17 #
TeaPartyRon wrote:
A little humor, but oh so true of being a Democrat... (show quote)
Well done!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:
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