Bob and Ray
May 19, 2017 21:51:35 #
Ray and Bob, two Government mechanical engineers, were standing at the base of a f**gpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the f**gpole", said Bob, "But we don't have a ladder."
The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox."
She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches" and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed.
"Ain't that just like a 'Miss-know-it-all' woman?" he said.
"We need the height and she gave us the length!"
Bob and Ray are still working for the Government.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the f**gpole", said Bob, "But we don't have a ladder."
The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox."
She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down.
She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches" and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed.
"Ain't that just like a 'Miss-know-it-all' woman?" he said.
"We need the height and she gave us the length!"
Bob and Ray are still working for the Government.
May 19, 2017 22:02:40 #
May 20, 2017 09:16:44 #
The "Bob & Ray I remembered were two radio personalities from New York City, back in the fifties.
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