Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Sister Monica went into the confessional and Father James said "Sister what are you doing here?" She said well I used the "F" word.-- Father said "how did that happen?" Well Sister Monica said "I was playing golf and when I Teed up I hit my ball into the woods". Father said "Is that when you used the F word?" No said sister Monica "I found my ball and was able to make par". The next hole my ball landed in the water Father said "That must be when you used the F word " No said Sister I took my penalty and played on to the next hole" The next hole I hit the sand trap". "Ahh said father that has to be when you used the F word". No said sister Monica . "Actually I did quite well and used a wedge and got up onto the green and landed 5 inches from the hole" Father James said "You mean you missed a fuckin 5 inch putt"

the waker Loc: 11th freest nation

Been there, done that, and probably used the same language.

Loki Loc: Georgia

They named it Golf because Goddamnit was already taken.
Anyway, golf is for people who can't fish.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Mark Twain had an excellent summation of golf..."A good walk gone bad."

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Love it-- I once hit the green in a single stroke and could not make par after that.

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

I always rent a cart lol

bggamers Loc: georgia

Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

That was a good joke. Thanks for the chuckle.