I think that I watch Tucker Carlson way too much
May 17, 2017 22:09:42 #
This is a recent conversation that I had with a telemarketer to sign up with a cable provider.
How would like to save some money every month on your cable bill.
Sure. How much? but how much am I paying now?
Sir I do not have access to that information.
Then how can you say that I will be saving money?
We offer more channels for a lower price.
How many channels do I have now?
How would I know that?
Are you telling me that regardless of how many channels I have now that you will provide even more channels at a lower price?
Sir we have many programming packages that can save you money each month.
What if I want to keep some of my favorite channels?
Sir, We offer the favorite channels that the majority of people watch and enjoy.
Are you telling me that I should pay and watch the channels just because other people watch?
No sir but we offer a se******n that I am sure that you would enjoy.
OK. What is the list of the additional channels that I would get?
Sir, I don"t have the list of programming in front of me but what are a few channels would you Like?
How about OANN do you carry this channel?
Are you sure that is the correct name?
Yes It stands for One America News Network
Is that a news channel?
Yes and that is why they have the word News in their name.
Just a minute sir, I will check with my supervisor. Pause
I'm sorry but we don't carry OANN as one of our programming choices. Is this a local channel?
Well their studio is almost 2000 miles from here so I doubt it is just local.
Do you have any further questions?
Yes. Please explain why I should switch if you can not tell me how many more channels I would get or tell me exactly how much money I would save each month and yet you do not offer some of the programming that I now watch.
Good night Sir
How would like to save some money every month on your cable bill.
Sure. How much? but how much am I paying now?
Sir I do not have access to that information.
Then how can you say that I will be saving money?
We offer more channels for a lower price.
How many channels do I have now?
How would I know that?
Are you telling me that regardless of how many channels I have now that you will provide even more channels at a lower price?
Sir we have many programming packages that can save you money each month.
What if I want to keep some of my favorite channels?
Sir, We offer the favorite channels that the majority of people watch and enjoy.
Are you telling me that I should pay and watch the channels just because other people watch?
No sir but we offer a se******n that I am sure that you would enjoy.
OK. What is the list of the additional channels that I would get?
Sir, I don"t have the list of programming in front of me but what are a few channels would you Like?
How about OANN do you carry this channel?
Are you sure that is the correct name?
Yes It stands for One America News Network
Is that a news channel?
Yes and that is why they have the word News in their name.
Just a minute sir, I will check with my supervisor. Pause
I'm sorry but we don't carry OANN as one of our programming choices. Is this a local channel?
Well their studio is almost 2000 miles from here so I doubt it is just local.
Do you have any further questions?
Yes. Please explain why I should switch if you can not tell me how many more channels I would get or tell me exactly how much money I would save each month and yet you do not offer some of the programming that I now watch.
Good night Sir
May 17, 2017 22:43:33 #
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I used to work as a telemarketer for Time-Life. H**ed it.
May 18, 2017 11:55:52 #
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Beautiful loved it.
May 18, 2017 14:35:35 #
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yessir!!!
been there done that two or three times in fact every time they raise the price out of sight
May 19, 2017 01:53:38 #
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Lololl, veryyyy good!! I can just imagine the guys sigh of relief....
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