quickie: A man slowly shuffles into the morgues viewing room they have asked him to positively identify his wife as the sheet is raised from the dead woman's face, he really breaks...

badbobby Loc: texas

A man slowly shuffles into the morgues viewing room
they have asked him to positively identify his wife
as the sheet is raised from the dead woman's face,
he really breaks down
The attendant says to him"You and your wife must have been very close"
"Close???,hell no,I h**e her with a passion"the man replies
"Then why are you so broken up sir?asked the attendant
"Because that's not her"

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

A man slowly shuffles into the morgues viewing room
they have asked him to positively identify his wife
as the sheet is raised from the dead woman's face,
he really breaks down
The attendant says to him"You and your wife must have been very close"
"Close???,hell no,I h**e her with a passion"the man replies
"Then why are you so broken up sir?asked the attendant
"Because that's not her"

Thats just wrong, BB.

The Sgt. Major told me so.

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

Depends on whose wife, Some good some bad, Me? I had four and one-half of them. This last one turned out to be the winner who is providing me with smooth sailing during my last quarter century. Clue ? She is Asian. The best in the world as they follow positive traditions.

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Thats just wrong, BB.

The Sgt. Major told me so.

she should know Slat
a Marine told me that one

GmanTerry

slatten49 wrote:

Thats just wrong, BB.

The Sgt. Major told me so.

And your response is sooooooo funny. Thanks.

Semper Fi

badbobby Loc: texas

pappadeux wrote:

Depends on whose wife, Some good some bad, Me? I had four and one-half of them. This last one turned out to be the winner who is providing me with smooth sailing during my last quarter century. Clue ? She is Asian. The best in the world as they follow positive traditions.

had mine forever now
wouldn't trade her

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

pappadeux wrote:

Depends on whose wife, Some good some bad, Me? I had four and one-half of them. This last one turned out to be the winner who is providing me with smooth sailing during my last quarter century. Clue ? She is Asian. The best in the world as they follow positive traditions.

I commend you four and a half, wowww..

badbobby Loc: texas

lindajoy wrote:

I commend you four and a half, wowww..

methinks pappa
is a glutton for punishment
glad you finally got a goodun pappa

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

methinks pappa
is a glutton for punishment
glad you finally got a goodun pappa

Methinks Mrs. BB is a gluttoness for punishment.

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

lindajoy wrote:

I commend you four and a half, wowww..

How come you did not ask me about the 1/2 one. Can you guess my answer?

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Methinks Mrs. BB is a gluttoness for punishment.

ha
we just heard fron the lesser part of the Navy
A Marine
BTW
the Sgt Major must be a Saint

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

ha
we just heard fron the lesser part of the Navy
A Marine
BTW
the Sgt Major must be a Saint

And then some.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

badbobby wrote:

methinks pappa
is a glutton for punishment
glad you finally got a goodun pappa

Qui, mon ami!!!
But happy, that's what matters...🌺

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

pappadeux wrote:

How come you did not ask me about the 1/2 one. Can you guess my answer?

Asian , little or not married that long ...

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

lindajoy wrote:

Asian , little or not married that long ...

No No! Linda! the 1/2 means I married the third one twice. Stupid once is forgivable, stupid twice is what it is. I would still like to sell you one of my cars.