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Two Farmers, a Breakdown and a Pretty Blonde
May 14, 2017 23:59:02   #
Mr Bombastic
 
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.


She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and Luke."



She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.

"Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.

So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."

She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."



"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Let's take these things off!"

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May 15, 2017 00:47:06   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.


She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and Luke."



She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.

"Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.

So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."

She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."



"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Let's take these things off!"
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country ro... (show quote)

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Now this is a true belly laugh. Thanks mucho.

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May 15, 2017 00:50:53   #
Mr Bombastic
 
Alicia wrote:
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Now this is a true belly laugh. Thanks mucho.
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I gotta wonder how they managed to piss, the last 40 years?

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May 15, 2017 02:30:07   #
funguy1949
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
I gotta wonder how they managed to piss, the last 40 years?




They must have been very full if not busted all ready

Keep them a coming loved it.

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May 15, 2017 08:24:52   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.


She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and Luke."



She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.

"Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.

So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."

She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."



"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Let's take these things off!"
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country ro... (show quote)


Wow, I first heard this one when I was twelve and that was sixty eight years ago. It's still funny!

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May 15, 2017 08:39:06   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
I gotta wonder how they managed to piss, the last 40 years?


Rubbers are for rainy days and go over your shoes to keep them dry.
I hope this wasn't a trick to make me show my age!

SEMPER FI

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May 15, 2017 14:09:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.


She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and Luke."



She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.

"Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.

So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."

She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."



"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Let's take these things off!"
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country ro... (show quote)


cmon Mr B
that's dissing farmers
you better watch behind you


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May 15, 2017 14:15:09   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.


She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and Luke."



She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.

"Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.

So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."

She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."



"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Let's take these things off!"
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country ro... (show quote)


Now there's a visual you just can't help but see~~~

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May 15, 2017 18:58:58   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
Mr Bombastic wrote:
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.


She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and Luke."



She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be in the early twenties.

"Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.

So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."

She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."



"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Let's take these things off!"
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country ro... (show quote)



Now that one was a real tear jerker.

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May 15, 2017 19:00:57   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
pafret wrote:
Wow, I first heard this one when I was twelve and that was sixty eight years ago. It's still funny!


Are you sure it was that long ago?

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May 15, 2017 21:41:46   #
Mr Bombastic
 
Louie27 wrote:
Are you sure it was that long ago?


Don't let him fool you. He was one of those guys in the joke.

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May 15, 2017 22:21:53   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
mongo wrote:
Rubbers are for rainy days and go over your shoes to keep them dry.
I hope this wasn't a trick to make me show my age!

SEMPER FI


To ease the situation with my son I called the ones I gave him his raincoats!! Every holiday birthday etc I'd give him some, as a friendlier reminder to wear them!!! One year he said, ohh let me guess , more raincoats, laughing , then he said; Mom stop already, I Wish I was using as many....lolololololol...

Mom just laughed with him....

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May 17, 2017 06:36:43   #
funguy1949
 
lindajoy wrote:
To ease the situation with my son I called the ones I gave him his raincoats!! Every holiday birthday etc I'd give him some, as a friendlier reminder to wear them!!! One year he said, ohh let me guess , more raincoats, laughing , then he said; Mom stop already, I Wish I was using as many....lolololololol...

Mom just laughed with him....
To ease the situation with my son I called the one... (show quote)



Hello Young Lady & good morning
When I was a very young guy over heard my grand parents talking about baby controllers didn't think much of it till I was much older when something dropped out of my pocket an of all people standing there was Granny she picked it up smiled and said you'll be needing this baby controller back,needless to say I turned every shade of red.She stuck it in my shirt pocket along with a pack of smokes,you might need one of these two your grand dad always has one afterwards,now that was the icing on the cake to speak of, I was off of sex 6 months trying to get that image out of my head.

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May 17, 2017 12:21:45   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
funguy1949 wrote:
Hello Young Lady & good morning
When I was a very young guy over heard my grand parents talking about baby controllers didn't think much of it till I was much older when something dropped out of my pocket an of all people standing there was Granny she picked it up smiled and said you'll be needing this baby controller back,needless to say I turned every shade of red.She stuck it in my shirt pocket along with a pack of smokes,you might need one of these two your grand dad always has one afterwards,now that was the icing on the cake to speak of, I was off of sex 6 months trying to get that image out of my head.
Hello Young Lady & good morning br When I was... (show quote)


Lololol, holy smokes!!! How cute is that tho.. From Granny no less.. The visual, welllll we won't think of that again.... lolol.. She did handle it well in acknowledging it's all normal...

It's like that talk about sex your parents have to have with you ....Now that can be funny ..!My dad left the room when my mom called me into their bedroom..His exact words: for crying out loud , Mary.... lololol He was actually embarrassed..! Lolol So was I, lolol

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May 18, 2017 03:01:09   #
funguy1949
 
lindajoy wrote:
Lololol, holy smokes!!! How cute is that tho.. From Granny no less.. The visual, welllll we won't think of that again.... lolol.. She did handle it well in acknowledging it's all normal...

It's like that talk about sex your parents have to have with you ....Now that can be funny ..!My dad left the room when my mom called me into their bedroom..His exact words: for crying out loud , Mary.... lololol He was actually embarrassed..! Lolol So was I, lolol


Young lady yes lets forget about the visual part of it but at that moment in time was priceless.Needless to say she was the cool in cool granny's
Looking back on it it was LOLOLO but it wasn't then,and the talk well lets just say my Dad was about 2 years too lat LOLOLOlolololo.

Have a great Morning Young Lady and a good cup of coffee

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