badbobby Loc: texas

If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive they would find me attractive

I find it ironic that the colors red white and blue stand for freedom,unless they are flashing behind you

Today a man knocked on my dooe and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool.I gave him a small glass of water

I have changed my password to "incorrect",so when I forget it the computer will tell me "your password is incorrect

Artificial intelligence is no match for my natural stupidity

I'm good at multi-tasking.I waste time ,be unproductive and procrastinate,all at the same time

If you can smile when things go wrong,you must have someone to blame

Never tell your problems to anyone.20%don't really care,and 80% are glad you have them

Doesn't expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is expected?

Take my advice--I don't use it

I h**e it when people use big words,just to make themselves sound perspicatious

Hospitality is making guests feel at home.Even though you wish they were

Television may insult your intelligence,but nothing ruins it like a computer

I bought a battery powered vacuum cleaner;so far it's gathering dust

Every time someone comes up with a fool-proof solution,along comes a more talented fool

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

If you keep both feet on the ground,you will have trouble putting on your pants

A computer beat me at chess;but I was the better kick-boxer

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

When I married ms right,I had no Idea her first name was Always

My daughter got eight out of ten on her driving test.The other two jumped out of her way

There is no excuse for laziness,but I'm still looking

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking

Give me ambiguity or give me something else

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Women sometimes make fools of men,but most of us are do it yourself types

I was going to give him a nasty look but he already had one
change is inevitable,except from a vending machine

The grass may be greener on the other side,but you don't have to mow it
I like long walks,when other people take them

Sometimes I wake up grumpy,other times I let her sleep

Money is the root of all wealth

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Hard to pick a favorite, BB. Wish I had posted them.

moldyoldy

You struck gold this time.

badbobby Loc: texas

flattery will get you everywhere

badbobby Loc: texas

I struck gold?
dam
I was trying for laughter moldy
thanks

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Tell you what, BB. I'ma gon'na give you 5 Atta-boys for this thread

And, let you know I'm still snickering over my reading of your initial post hours ago.

moldyoldy

I had my rapper gold teeth in

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Hold on to them bad boys, Moldy, as gold was up over six points today...and .5%

moldyoldy

You just put a bounty on rappers.

badbobby Loc: texas

I'm at a loss for a response to that Slat
are you feeling ok???

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I have been a little dizzy and out of sorts, as of late. Almost feels like seasickness.

badbobby Loc: texas

pardon my ignorance
I dunno what "rapper gold teeth"is
would you care to enlighten me?

badbobby Loc: texas

find a nice shady tree

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Still laughing, bobby....lololol
To tell you which ones have me lolololing till I have tears, would be to disclose too much...

Sending this on for sure..

moldyoldy

I have to explain everything to old salts.