If You don't laugh at this. Your funny bone is broke.
May 7, 2017 04:49:21 #
Two friends who grew old together made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other how life after death was. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life, Dan was the first to die. Benny mourned him, and waited for him.
True to his word, two months later, as Benny was sleeping, the voice of Dan appeared in his head.
"Benny...Benny..."
"My gosh... Is that you, Dan?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have intercourse. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have intercourse again, bathe in the warm sun and then have intercourse a couple more times... then I have lunch (keeping healthy, lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have intercourse the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more intercourse until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".
"Wow, Dan! Heaven sounds amazing!"
"What heaven? I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."
RETW
After a long life, Dan was the first to die. Benny mourned him, and waited for him.
True to his word, two months later, as Benny was sleeping, the voice of Dan appeared in his head.
"Benny...Benny..."
"My gosh... Is that you, Dan?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have intercourse. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have intercourse again, bathe in the warm sun and then have intercourse a couple more times... then I have lunch (keeping healthy, lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have intercourse the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more intercourse until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".
"Wow, Dan! Heaven sounds amazing!"
"What heaven? I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."
RETW
May 7, 2017 05:57:45 #
May 7, 2017 06:05:18 #
RETW wrote:
Two friends who grew old together made a deal that... (show quote)
Well that's more silly than funny and three minutes of my life that you have conned me out of that I'll never get back. On top of that rabbits, like cats, do Not like h*****g around in wide open spaces.
May 7, 2017 06:08:36 #
May 7, 2017 07:14:41 #
Holdenbeach4u wrote:
Laughing is good medicine and that's a good one too !
That was funny.
May 7, 2017 09:00:29 #
3 min of UR life? It took U three minutes to read that. Either U have very bad eye sight or a very slow brain.
I thought it was very funny. 😆😂🤣😂😆🤣😆 U sir R a ridiculous, critical old fuddy duddy. Get a life and practice reading more.
I thought it was very funny. 😆😂🤣😂😆🤣😆 U sir R a ridiculous, critical old fuddy duddy. Get a life and practice reading more.
Steve700 wrote:
Well that's more silly than funny and three minutes of my life that you have conned me out of that I'll never get back. On top of that rabbits, like cats, do Not like h*****g around in wide open spaces.
May 8, 2017 13:29:22 #
May 8, 2017 20:04:28 #
RETW wrote:
Two friends who grew old together made a deal that... (show quote)
Well he might be right it is hot as hell in Arizona for those poor rabbits.
May 8, 2017 23:57:40 #
May 10, 2017 16:57:04 #
Steve700 wrote:
Well that's more silly than funny and three minutes of my life that you have conned me out of that I'll never get back. On top of that rabbits, like cats, do Not like h*****g around in wide open spaces.
You know, somehow, I new you wouldn't get it.
You really need to get a life. It must hurt to be you.
RETW
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