Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

Funny Then, Funny Now... Thanks 'Okie'... Don D.

REMEMBER THIS OLD ONE ?

The IRS decides to audit Paddy, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Paddy showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.

I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Paddy. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead..'

Paddy says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Paddy removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Paddy says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Paddy isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Paddy removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Paddy attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Paddy asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Paddy stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Paddy's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Paddy told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

bahmer

Very funny again but still very funny.

badbobby Loc: texas

that one never fails Don

bggamers Loc: georgia

Thanks for a good start to my day

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

The visual to this is hysterical!!!!! Good Grief good right to the end~~~lololololololllll