The Candy With the Little Hole
Apr 30, 2017 14:29:10 #
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
Apr 30, 2017 19:59:43 #
missinglink wrote:
The children began to identify the flavors by thei... (show quote)
Thank god I didn't have a mouthful of decent bourbon when I read this. I would have spewed it all over my computer!!!
Apr 30, 2017 20:11:24 #
Glad you liked it Paul .
PaulPisces wrote:
Thank god I didn't have a mouthful of decent bourb... (show quote)
May 1, 2017 13:08:22 #
missinglink wrote:
The children began to identify the flavors by thei... (show quote)
they may be m l
but they are tasty lil things
May 2, 2017 02:14:50 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
missinglink wrote:
The children began to identify the flavors by thei... (show quote)
THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH
May 2, 2017 02:17:28 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
PaulPisces wrote:
Thank god I didn't have a mouthful of decent bourb... (show quote)
Same for my coffee at 2am I'v laughed so hard my eye's are watering
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