enior personal ads
Apr 25, 2017 11:14:18 #
Male,1926,high mileage,good condition,some hair left,many new parts,including hip,knee and cornea.Not in running condition but can still walk
Recent widow just buried 4th husband,looking for someone to round out a a six unit plot.Dizziness,shortness of breath and fainting spells,not a problem.
Active grand mother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share steak,corn on the cob and caramel candy
I usually remember Monday through Thursday.If you can remember Friday,Saturday and Sunday,lets put our heads together
The pond
This elderly man had a large farm,and on the farm was a large pond.
He fixed it up with picnic tables,a diving board,a horse shoe court and planted trees around it.
One evening he decided to visit his pond,just to check it out and make sure everything was still in place.
He took a five gallon bucket to bring back some black berries he knew grew in the surrounding woods.
As he neared his pond he heard voices shouting and laughing.
when he got close to the pond he saw that several young women were cavorting and swimming ,buck naked in his pond.
He made the young ladies aware of his presence,and they immediately went to the deep end of the pond and knelt there.
finally one yelled at him;"We aren't coming out until you leave ,you old pervert"
The old man replied;"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swimmin naked,or make you get out of my pond naked.
He then held up the five gallon bucket and said;"I just came down to feed my alligators"
Moral-----don't mess with old guys.Some of us can think pretty fast.
Quips
It's too late to agree with me--I've changed my mind
I am extremely resistant to change---unless it jingles in my pockets
Ita always a good idea to shut your mouth--before someone shuts it for you
Wherever you go,there you are.And if you don't know where you are going,you will probably wind up somewhere else
Ask yourself--if you were someone else,would you want to be friend with you
Judging how things are today,it's a good thing the future doesn't come all at once
Recent widow just buried 4th husband,looking for someone to round out a a six unit plot.Dizziness,shortness of breath and fainting spells,not a problem.
Active grand mother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share steak,corn on the cob and caramel candy
I usually remember Monday through Thursday.If you can remember Friday,Saturday and Sunday,lets put our heads together
The pond
This elderly man had a large farm,and on the farm was a large pond.
He fixed it up with picnic tables,a diving board,a horse shoe court and planted trees around it.
One evening he decided to visit his pond,just to check it out and make sure everything was still in place.
He took a five gallon bucket to bring back some black berries he knew grew in the surrounding woods.
As he neared his pond he heard voices shouting and laughing.
when he got close to the pond he saw that several young women were cavorting and swimming ,buck naked in his pond.
He made the young ladies aware of his presence,and they immediately went to the deep end of the pond and knelt there.
finally one yelled at him;"We aren't coming out until you leave ,you old pervert"
The old man replied;"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swimmin naked,or make you get out of my pond naked.
He then held up the five gallon bucket and said;"I just came down to feed my alligators"
Moral-----don't mess with old guys.Some of us can think pretty fast.
Quips
It's too late to agree with me--I've changed my mind
I am extremely resistant to change---unless it jingles in my pockets
Ita always a good idea to shut your mouth--before someone shuts it for you
Wherever you go,there you are.And if you don't know where you are going,you will probably wind up somewhere else
Ask yourself--if you were someone else,would you want to be friend with you
Judging how things are today,it's a good thing the future doesn't come all at once
Apr 25, 2017 12:59:28 #
badbobby wrote:
Male,1926,high mileage,good condition,some hair le... (show quote)
lolol, t***h in #3, all of it!
The second one I saw you standing there telling them with a bright smile ~~~
Made me laugh...
All are good my friend!!
Apr 26, 2017 12:39:06 #
Apr 26, 2017 18:03:47 #
bahmer wrote:
good ones all.
What?
no comment from my fan,raylan???even after I misspelled senior (enior) for him
I'm disheartened
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